WARNING: THE 記事 YOUR ABOUT TO READ IS BLOODY VIOLENT. And strong language.
Humphrey was just walking into a bar. And he sat down on a chair. Ordered a drink. "Who the hell are you?!" Balto showed up. "None of your Fucking busness!" Humphrey snapped. "I hated your movie, its just a cheap knock off of balto." Then balto just pushed Humphrey. "Don't go there!" Humphrey said. "I just did, 尻, お尻 wipe!" Balto said. Then Humphrey and balto gave evil eyes. Then Humphrey grabbed a glass bottle and hit balto with it. And balto was bleeding. "FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" balto shouted. He jumped on Humphrey and tried biteing him. Then Humphrey kicked him off. Then they were trying to fight each other. Then balto clawed Humphreys face. Humphrey was bleeding to death. "Fucking motherfucker!!!!" Humphrey said. Then Humphrey grabbed a chair and hit balto with it. "Ow fuck, Fucking pigfucker!" Balto said. Then balto grabbed Humphrey and ran him through the walls. Humphrey might of breaked his leg. "Grrrr!!!!" Humphrey Growled. Then he grabbed baltos leg and dragged it and but it on a 表, テーブル and got a slegehammer and breaked it. "Ahhhhh fuck, あなた freaking prick!" Balto said. "You like that don't あなた あなた motherfucker!" Humphrey said. "You son of a Bitch!!!!" Balto yelled. Then balto rammed in Humphrey into the window. And Humphrey was outside. He grabbed balto and dragged him outside and threw him on a car. "Bring it on!!!!" Balto said. "Ok こんにちは look at my phone あなた asshole!" Humphrey said. He got out his phone and shoved it up his face. The phone 発言しました "you are going to die!" Then Humphrey punched balto. Humphrey and balto are really trying to fight each other. Then balto grabbed a pipe and hitted humpbrey! Then Humphrey grabbed the pipe and shoved it up his ass. Then then both punched each other at the same time, then they both knocked each other out. Then they been laying on the 通り, ストリート all night.
The 次 morning
"Oh Shit... Heya dude, it was a good fight with あなた but if I don't get ホーム soon Kate's going to kill me!" Humphrey said. "Thank god we got that out of our systems." Balto said. "Well uhh, see ya, I think we should see a hospital first." Humphrey said. "... Right." Balto fell down. "Huh, Di-- did I win?" Humphrey said.
Winner, Humphrey!!!
次 time on the 秒 round! Wait tell あなた see it.
But after this a sneak peek of the 次 fight.
Jenna and Kate are slapping each other!
Humphrey was just walking into a bar. And he sat down on a chair. Ordered a drink. "Who the hell are you?!" Balto showed up. "None of your Fucking busness!" Humphrey snapped. "I hated your movie, its just a cheap knock off of balto." Then balto just pushed Humphrey. "Don't go there!" Humphrey said. "I just did, 尻, お尻 wipe!" Balto said. Then Humphrey and balto gave evil eyes. Then Humphrey grabbed a glass bottle and hit balto with it. And balto was bleeding. "FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" balto shouted. He jumped on Humphrey and tried biteing him. Then Humphrey kicked him off. Then they were trying to fight each other. Then balto clawed Humphreys face. Humphrey was bleeding to death. "Fucking motherfucker!!!!" Humphrey said. Then Humphrey grabbed a chair and hit balto with it. "Ow fuck, Fucking pigfucker!" Balto said. Then balto grabbed Humphrey and ran him through the walls. Humphrey might of breaked his leg. "Grrrr!!!!" Humphrey Growled. Then he grabbed baltos leg and dragged it and but it on a 表, テーブル and got a slegehammer and breaked it. "Ahhhhh fuck, あなた freaking prick!" Balto said. "You like that don't あなた あなた motherfucker!" Humphrey said. "You son of a Bitch!!!!" Balto yelled. Then balto rammed in Humphrey into the window. And Humphrey was outside. He grabbed balto and dragged him outside and threw him on a car. "Bring it on!!!!" Balto said. "Ok こんにちは look at my phone あなた asshole!" Humphrey said. He got out his phone and shoved it up his face. The phone 発言しました "you are going to die!" Then Humphrey punched balto. Humphrey and balto are really trying to fight each other. Then balto grabbed a pipe and hitted humpbrey! Then Humphrey grabbed the pipe and shoved it up his ass. Then then both punched each other at the same time, then they both knocked each other out. Then they been laying on the 通り, ストリート all night.
The 次 morning
"Oh Shit... Heya dude, it was a good fight with あなた but if I don't get ホーム soon Kate's going to kill me!" Humphrey said. "Thank god we got that out of our systems." Balto said. "Well uhh, see ya, I think we should see a hospital first." Humphrey said. "... Right." Balto fell down. "Huh, Di-- did I win?" Humphrey said.
Winner, Humphrey!!!
次 time on the 秒 round! Wait tell あなた see it.
But after this a sneak peek of the 次 fight.
Jenna and Kate are slapping each other!
Name: Sasha Jennifer Thompson
Species: Canis Familiaris
Breed: German Shepherd (Anthro)
Mate: Me (HumphreyAlpha)
Children: None
毛皮 color: Black and tan
Eyes: Brown
Age: 25 (unsure how to define)
Career history: Sasha has worked with the Brooklyn and New York police departments for a total of two and a half years. She applied to the ACIA (Anthro CIA) and worked there for around two months before meeting me and resigning.
Likes: weapons, the sense of authority she has from her career, cars, fine wine and food
Dislikes: Douchebags, deliberate idiots, and rap
お気に入り color: Blue
お気に入り band: Foreigner
お気に入り food: Filet mingon, salmon
お気に入り movie: Anything with the CIA in it
お気に入り TV show: NCIS
Species: Canis Familiaris
Breed: German Shepherd (Anthro)
Mate: Me (HumphreyAlpha)
Children: None
毛皮 color: Black and tan
Eyes: Brown
Age: 25 (unsure how to define)
Career history: Sasha has worked with the Brooklyn and New York police departments for a total of two and a half years. She applied to the ACIA (Anthro CIA) and worked there for around two months before meeting me and resigning.
Likes: weapons, the sense of authority she has from her career, cars, fine wine and food
Dislikes: Douchebags, deliberate idiots, and rap
お気に入り color: Blue
お気に入り band: Foreigner
お気に入り food: Filet mingon, salmon
お気に入り movie: Anything with the CIA in it
お気に入り TV show: NCIS