作者 note: This is my first chapter of my novil- it will take a bit for the story to go to Jasper so deal with it.
Boom! The thunder crashed again at Idaho (im not telling あなた people what town). I was waiting for my bus to take me home. How was school Dillon? Asked my friend Jakob. (FYI-I don't give a damm if あなた thinkk i spelled his name wrong cause i didn't!) It was gay as usual. How was it gay! Did あなた rape your fucking 狼, オオカミ friend from the gay movie your soo ubsessd with? Tony the asshole asked. No dipshit!, I was trying to take my test when I heard あなた pleasuring yorself, wishing it was your mom! Dillon at least shes a female, but u wish u got raped によって HUMPrey- a guy wolf!Oops! I meant あなた let Humprey hump あなた and あなた enjoyed it! Your such a Fag Tony! Finally, it was my stop. Bye Matt. Then I got off the bus and I was sprinting home. I made it to my driveway still sprinting so I wouldn't get drenched, BOOM! the thunder clapped and lightning sapped my driveway and created a black hole! Holy shit! Help, its sucking me in! As i was trying to climb out the black hole sucked strong winds and it blew a rock right into my head, and i fell unconshis.
I woke up confused, because i remember the black hole sucking me in, but now im laying on the back of a carabou! Holy fuck im surrounded によって carabou now! Oh shit! Stampede! They are running so fast and i don't know why- if i jump ill be crushed によって others! then i clenched on tight to its neck. I felt something uncomfterble in my pocket..... FUCK IM 安全, 安全です ITS MY DAGGER! Then I grabbed it out of my pocket and slit the carabous neck and it colapst on the ground. All the other carabou ran around it and kept running further in the distance. Then I saw a huge group of figures that look like... Holy shitt its a pack of wolves..... Holy shit.. not just any wolves... its Kate, Garth, Cando, Hutch, and all the other alphas from the pack! OOps- i 発言しました that outloud, and they heard it. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, they started to growl at me. Who the fuck are you, How do あなた know our names Human! shouted Garth. I am Dillon, I whatched alpha and omega- a movie about you. What the fuck is a movie! How did あなた get here! shouted Kate. A black hole sucked me in, and i fell un conshis,and i woke up on a carabous back during the stampede, where am i. your in jasper park canada answered Kate,.............. (i couldn't answer to that cause cando tackled me and choked me untill i fell unconshis)
Boom! The thunder crashed again at Idaho (im not telling あなた people what town). I was waiting for my bus to take me home. How was school Dillon? Asked my friend Jakob. (FYI-I don't give a damm if あなた thinkk i spelled his name wrong cause i didn't!) It was gay as usual. How was it gay! Did あなた rape your fucking 狼, オオカミ friend from the gay movie your soo ubsessd with? Tony the asshole asked. No dipshit!, I was trying to take my test when I heard あなた pleasuring yorself, wishing it was your mom! Dillon at least shes a female, but u wish u got raped によって HUMPrey- a guy wolf!Oops! I meant あなた let Humprey hump あなた and あなた enjoyed it! Your such a Fag Tony! Finally, it was my stop. Bye Matt. Then I got off the bus and I was sprinting home. I made it to my driveway still sprinting so I wouldn't get drenched, BOOM! the thunder clapped and lightning sapped my driveway and created a black hole! Holy shit! Help, its sucking me in! As i was trying to climb out the black hole sucked strong winds and it blew a rock right into my head, and i fell unconshis.
I woke up confused, because i remember the black hole sucking me in, but now im laying on the back of a carabou! Holy fuck im surrounded によって carabou now! Oh shit! Stampede! They are running so fast and i don't know why- if i jump ill be crushed によって others! then i clenched on tight to its neck. I felt something uncomfterble in my pocket..... FUCK IM 安全, 安全です ITS MY DAGGER! Then I grabbed it out of my pocket and slit the carabous neck and it colapst on the ground. All the other carabou ran around it and kept running further in the distance. Then I saw a huge group of figures that look like... Holy shitt its a pack of wolves..... Holy shit.. not just any wolves... its Kate, Garth, Cando, Hutch, and all the other alphas from the pack! OOps- i 発言しました that outloud, and they heard it. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, they started to growl at me. Who the fuck are you, How do あなた know our names Human! shouted Garth. I am Dillon, I whatched alpha and omega- a movie about you. What the fuck is a movie! How did あなた get here! shouted Kate. A black hole sucked me in, and i fell un conshis,and i woke up on a carabous back during the stampede, where am i. your in jasper park canada answered Kate,.............. (i couldn't answer to that cause cando tackled me and choked me untill i fell unconshis)
The front of the pack- this is how mad they were when they saw me....
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, または ROTFLMAO!"
Start using フェイスブック for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 フェイスブック accounts.
Lose 20 pounds によって going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a 日 on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at スターバックス this year.
Lose weight によって inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a パスワード other than "password"
Start using フェイスブック for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 フェイスブック accounts.
Lose 20 pounds によって going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a 日 on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at スターバックス this year.
Lose weight によって inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a パスワード other than "password"
i rap better it makes that air breath let loose.
go head call me gay i be runnin through the 通り, ストリート with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
こんにちは pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe あなた can call me;
keep lookin like あなた aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
あなた look at me like im some shit,
yeah あなた cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind あなた way 'bove my height
how bout i give あなた an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no もっと見る less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
go head call me gay i be runnin through the 通り, ストリート with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
こんにちは pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe あなた can call me;
keep lookin like あなた aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
あなた look at me like im some shit,
yeah あなた cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind あなた way 'bove my height
how bout i give あなた an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no もっと見る less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
Looks like im under in this bridge,
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck あなた all.
Play down によって the 通り, ストリート while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no もっと見る rhymes
Now あなた die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause あなた イヌ chewed up ya collars,
パンチ ‘n kick 表示する how あなた win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
あなた breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck あなた all.
Play down によって the 通り, ストリート while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no もっと見る rhymes
Now あなた die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause あなた イヌ chewed up ya collars,
パンチ ‘n kick 表示する how あなた win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
あなた breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite
