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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and 発言しました "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"

Tarrant 発言しました "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."

Alice 発言しました "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Tarrant 発言しました "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."

Alice 発言しました "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."

Tarrant 発言しました "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."

Alice 発言しました "What?"

Tarrant 発言しました "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."

Alice 発言しました "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."

Tarrant 発言しました "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."

Alice 発言しました "That's not a very good sale."

Tarrant 発言しました "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue 水着 to Alice. Tarrant 発言しました "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."

Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant 発言しました "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."

Alice 発言しました "I got on this ピンク floating hat."

Tarrant 発言しました "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."

Alice 発言しました "Yes sir."

The Dormouse 発言しました "The white rabbit is drowning."

Tarrant 発言しました "Rabbit please stop drowning."

The white rabbit 発言しました "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.

Alice was in the pool. She 発言しました "The hat is floating."

Tarrant did a victory dance. He 発言しました "That's wonderful."

Alice 発言しました "Is there anything else that I should do?"

Tarrant 発言しました "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."

Alice 発言しました "Um okay."

Tarrant 発言しました "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on 上, ページのトップへ of each other."

Alice 発言しました "How cool."

Tarrant 発言しました "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 もっと見る hats on Alice's head. Tarrant 発言しました "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.

Alice 発言しました "Oh no."

Tarrant 発言しました "Where's the lifeguard?"

The Dormouse 発言しました "You're the lifeguard."

Tarrant 発言しました "Really? This isn't good."

The March 野ウサギ, うさぎ 発言しました "You better get her out of the pool."

Tarrant 発言しました "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."

Tarrant jumped into the pool. He 発言しました "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He 発言しました "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."

Alice 発言しました "Tarrant あなた saved a couple of hats, not me."

Tarrant 発言しました "Oh. I'll try again."

Alice 発言しました "I'm here. Please save me."

Tarrant pulled and 発言しました "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."

Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.

Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant 発言しました "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue 水着 got ripped apart." Alice's 水着 was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant 発言しました "Where is Alice?"

Bare Alice accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat 発言しました "Wrong room."

Alice 発言しました "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.

A few 分 later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant 発言しました "I'm sorry that あなた almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."

Alice 発言しました "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."

Tarrant 発言しました "And あなた are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. によって the way do あなた feel alright? Do あなた need CPR?"

Alice 発言しました "No."

Tarrant 発言しました "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."

Alice 発言しました "How were あなた allowed to be a lifeguard?"

Tarrant 発言しました "I pretended to know what I was talking about."