-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone によって it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would あなた prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If あなた haven't come to Forks then あなた wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other ヴァンパイア and claim to be a family and adopted によって the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. あなた 発言しました that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because あなた don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. あなた only breathe because its a habit and あなた can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though あなた couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because あなた claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why あなた appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. あなた 発言しました that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And によって the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because あなた claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why あなた appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe あなた should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I 愛 You.
Edward: Maybe あなた should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force あなた into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with あなた forever and every single 日 of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I 愛 あなた so much and I dont want あなた to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase あなた dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with あなた forever and every single 日 of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will キッス あなた passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let あなた touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we ヴァンパイア don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having 秒 thoughts about loving あなた because i 愛 my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend または a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with あなた again because eventhough i 愛 my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend または a brother but as a guy, i 愛 あなた more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned によって the 作者 of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just 投稿されました this 記事 to share for あなた guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
Bella holds small sliver phone によって it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would あなた prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If あなた haven't come to Forks then あなた wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other ヴァンパイア and claim to be a family and adopted によって the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. あなた 発言しました that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because あなた don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. あなた only breathe because its a habit and あなた can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though あなた couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because あなた claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why あなた appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. あなた 発言しました that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And によって the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because あなた claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why あなた appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe あなた should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I 愛 You.
Edward: Maybe あなた should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force あなた into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with あなた forever and every single 日 of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I 愛 あなた so much and I dont want あなた to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase あなた dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with あなた forever and every single 日 of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will キッス あなた passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let あなた touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we ヴァンパイア don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having 秒 thoughts about loving あなた because i 愛 my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend または a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with あなた again because eventhough i 愛 my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend または a brother but as a guy, i 愛 あなた more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned によって the 作者 of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just 投稿されました this 記事 to share for あなた guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
