A white man once said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
Then he said, "Listen sir....
When I was born I was BLACK.
...When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But あなた sir,

When you're born you're pink.
When あなた grow up you're white.
When you're sick, you're green.
When あなた go in the sun あなた turn red.
When you're cold あなた turn blue.
And when あなた die あなた turn purple.
And あなた have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....