Who....in THE FUCK!?!?

School Boy: Great. Late again (Walks out) Okay, master, I’m leaving
Drunk Master: (Jumps out of a pile of ビール cans) Oh, okay. Here (Hands Wind toast)
School Boy: …… What is this?
Drunk Master: It’s toast. All late students need to eat トースト on the way to school
School Boy: Actually, I already ate-
Drunk Master: EAT THE F**KING TOAST
(Later)
School Boy: (Runs with トースト in his mouth)
Perverted Friend: こんにちは confusing as hell Japanese name #1
School Boy: Hello, confusing as hell Japanese name #2
Perverted Friend: Hey, look, it’s that girl あなた like
Love Interest: (Runs to school, with her breasts...

Oh............ I am going to get so much hate for this. But, I just can't hold it in. I have to say it.............. I fucking hate Family Guy......... Now, before あなた call your local hitmen, please hear me out.
Now, back then, at least around the first four seasons, Family Guy was actually good. I loved this 表示する back then. They had some great comedy, there was always wonderful characters, and amazing morals. But, as time went on, Family Guy got cancelled, only to come back, but with a bigger ego. If あなた ask me, Family Guy is the adult equivalent of Spongebob. It used to be a great 表示する with...

Rick, Glenn and Hershel heard voices from outside the bar, obviously looking for Dave and Tony.

Glenn insisted that they had to be super quite, but unfortunately Rick saw a fly, and began wasting bullets shooting at the fly.

At one point the fly landed on his face. "Oh, ho, now I got yeah" Rick said, pointing the gun directly at the fly, as it was still laying on his nose.

Glenn slapped Rick's gun away, before Rick's stupidy would cost him his own life.

But things only gone from bad to worse as the group side mistook it as them attacking, and began shooting back at them, and although Rick's group...

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Sean The Hedgehog: Welcome to the 秒 half of our show. We will be 表示中 あなた the Thomas & フレンズ spoof, Thomas & The Magic Railway.

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Me: I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D
Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

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Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Narrator: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*
Narrator: This...

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Kevin & Liam: *Running past several buildings*
Wayne: Come back here you!!!
Eddie: What did they do to Wayne this time?
Alex: They offered him a drink.
Eddie: What?
Alex: I know. Ridiculous, but I saw the whole thing.
Wayne: My pride is ruined thanks to あなた two!!
Annie: *Watching the chase* Okay. That was odd. Anyways, my name is Annie from On The Block, and I'm your hostess tonight. We have a good 表示する for あなた tonight. The schedule is down below.

8:00 PM

Trainz - Back2Back

8:30 PM

Ponies On The Rails - Back2Back

Annie: Enjoy two episodes of Trainz, and Ponies On The Rails.

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Nick VS Litterbugs

Nick: (Sleeping in his dorm)
Cody: (Knocks on his door)
Nick: (Crawls out of bed, then onto the floor, then crawls over to the door and opens it)
Cody: Hey, Nick, I was wondering when your gonna get up for school
Nick: ................ (Tries to shut door, but Cody blocks it with his foot)
Cody: Now, come on, あなた need to get to your classes
Nick: I'm sick... Now piss off (Shuts door) (Well, I'm sick of classes that is)
(A piece of garbage gets thrown at the window of his dorm and leaves a large stain on it)
Nick: What the hell (Looks outside to see a crowd of people walking によって his...