Who....in THE FUCK!?!?

Wind Reacts to Stupid Stuff on the Internet

Part I: Challenges

“The Drinking Challenge”
Oh yes, because you’ll need to get drunk when your フレンズ are this fucking stupid

“The Boiling Water Challenge”
Unless you’re a ロブスター at a fancy restaurant, there is no goddamn reason to stick your hand in boiling water

“The 火災, 火 Challenge”
What kind of masochistic person lights themselves on 火災, 火 for popularity? You’re not Evil Canival goddamn it

“The Driving Challenge”
This is why adults don’t trust teens to be in cars

“The マリファナ Challenge”
Well, I look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to hearing about...

~Personal Information~
-Nik’s birthday is February 7th, 1999, a week before Valentine’s Day
-Nik’s real name is Nikolas, but finds his full name to be too formal, and prefers to be called Nik によって his friends.
-Nik has studied both psychology and sociology, something he is both fascinated with and easily bored with. It depends on what mood he is in
-Nik is a nihilist
-Nik is demisexual
-Nik has both Irish blood and German blood. It is believed that, from his father’s side, he has some Native American blood as well, though very little
-Nik has taken both French and Spanish, and is equally terrible...

Part 1 of Chapter 1

In a dark room, lit によって a single 机, デスク lamp, there was the silhouette of a person. A person of about average height, with rugged hair. He sat at the desk, 書く on a single sheet of paper. The paper was filled with thousands upon thousands of words, completely blocking out the paper. The working man, seeing his paper lacking any free 宇宙 left, put his pencil away, and placed his paper on the 上, ページのトップへ of the stack. The paper rested on a pile that towered over him, it’s shadow blocking out the rest of the room behind him. The man got up from the 机, デスク and headed over to the door,...