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迅速, スウィフト Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some 通り, ストリート performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

迅速, スウィフト Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are あなた doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the 次 step of my training
Swift: Just calm down, Lilly. We'll get to it sooner または later.
*Ring*
Swift: 迅速, スウィフト Justice Law Office, Where we trust in our clients
Marshall: SWIFT!!!
Swift: What... Marshall, what are あなた doing calling me *I forgot to mention, Marshall has become a regular in my life. He is a crazy detective, but at least he gets the job done*
Marshall: I just called to tell you. Did あなた read the newspaper lately
Swift: Well, no. I just got it, but I haven't read it yet
Marshall: Well, read it. It's important
Swift: Okay, I got it right now. A murder last night in the One Way Train Station?
Lilly: What? A murder
Swift: Howard McBrew, chairman of the McBrew Family Bank was found stabbed in the train station, along with his co-worker, Leroy Jepins. However, the killer has been notified as... LOU ROMANSE!!!
Lilly: What's wrong, Swift
Swift: Lou would just so happen to be a long time friend of mine. How is he accused of murder
Marshall: Sounds like あなた just got done 読書 it. Well, Lou is still at the Detention Center. If あなた would like, あなた can ask him what the heck is going on
Swift: Okay. I'll check it out *beep* Come on, Lilly. Let's go see what Lou's gotten himself into *I was afraid someone like Lou would get into this kind o trouble*

Detention Center
June 14th

Lilly: So how do あなた know Mr. Romanse, Swift
Swift: Well, we've been フレンズ since my days in college. I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when this guy came along and tried to mug me. I was scared, mainly because he had a gun
Lilly: あなた were scared, Swift. I would like to see that happen. I bet it would be funny
Swift: Lilly, please. Anyway, Lou then came along and knocked into the guy. The guy then fell onto the ground and knocked himself out. I was able to call the police and, well, the got the guy. Ever since then, I couldn't thank Lou enough for what he did. But, I think I know just how. によって defending him in this case.
Lilly: But, Swift. What if he did kill that guy
Swift: ...I don't want to think that he did. Lets just speak to him
Lilly: Okay. So, where is he
???: Hey. Do I know you
Swift: Huh
???: SAM! its good to see you, bud
Swift: Ah! Lou. Don't mention my real name
Lilly: Sam?
Swift: *Too late*
Lilly: こんにちは that reminds me of this joke. *Ahem* Hey, I'm Sam. Sam I am. I do not like-
Swift: GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I GET IT! THAT'S WHY I AM CALLED SWIFT, OKAY!
Lou: ...............................
Swift: *Why is Lou just staring blankly at us*
Lou: Swift... Aren't あなた going to introduce me to this young lady
Swift: Oh, right. Lilly this is my good friend, Lou Romanse. Lou, this is my apprentice and other good friend, Lilly Benign
Lilly: Hello, Lou. It's a pleasure to meet you
Lou: Ha ha ha. The pleasure is mine
Swift: Lou, why are あなた making goo-goo eyes at Lilly like that
Lou: I have to say Lilly, your eyes sparkle like the stars in the sky
Lilly: Oh, thank you
Lou: And, your smile is so glowing, it could light up a dark cave
Lilly: Oh, thats so nice. Why can't あなた ever compliment me like Lou does, Swift
Swift: Isn't it obvious what he's doing, Lilly
Lilly: Hmm... He's being a little too friendly?
Swift: ...I think あなた need もっと見る training *MUCH もっと見る training*
Lou: Well, it was nice of あなた guys to see me before they ship me off to Dead Man Land
Swift: What do you- Oh, wait. I am here to hear about the case
Lou: What? Why?
Swift: あなた helped me on that 日 with the mugger. I want to help あなた with something just as bad. If it weren't for you, I could have died. I want to do the same for you, Lou
Lou: ...Okay, then. I was just waiting for a train home, thats all. I don't own a car
Swift: So, あなた don't own a car *I really shouldn't be talking. Even I ride the train*
Lilly: あなた really shouldn't be talking, Swift. Even あなた ride the train
Swift: Thank あなた Lilly! I was well aware of the fact!
Lou: I was just waiting with Jessie
Swift: Um... Jessie
Lou: She's the most kind, beautiful, and super-duper-extra-amazing-greatly-great girlfriend a guy can have
Swift: So, this Jessie
Lou: Well, her real name is Jessica
Swift: Well, as あなた said, she was your... girl........... IF THATS THE CASE, THEN WHY WERE あなた HITTING ON LILLY!!!
Lou: Oh, come on, Swift. あなた know I can't help myself
Swift: *sigh* Well, what happened next
Lou. Well, I left to go to get a soda from the soda machine. I got to have my daily dose of flavored drinks
Lilly: I agree, Lou. Which reminds me, we need to stop によって a store once were done, Swift
Swift: Okay, so what happened, next
Swift: Well, I came back and there, I saw the body. I didn't se anyone else but Jessica, but she was so scared, she couldn't move. But, she knows I didn't do it
Swift: Well, have あなた ever met the victim
Lou: あなた mean the guy who was killed... Only once
Swift: What
Lou: Yeah. That jerk took half of my bank account. Can あなた believe that. I mean, sure, I didn't have a lot of cash to begin with, but I need that money to get by. And then he goes and takes half of it. I can't believe it myself
Swift: ............
Lou: Why are あなた so quiet, Sam
Swift: あなた just gave me and the rest of the court a perfect motive to kill the guy. AND MY NAME IS SWIFT!!!
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But, Lou, I'm going to ask あなた again. Did あなた kill him
Lou: He's a jerk, but I don't have it in me to kill anyone. It scares the ladies away
Swift: ............. Okay
Lou: What
Swift: I'll take your case and get あなた acquitted
Lou: Oh, man, thanks a load
Swift: It's nothing. Besides, I still owe あなた after that thing with the mugger
Lou: Okay. I guess あなた guys should get going. Seriously, get going. I won't be able to save myself
Swift: Okay, were going to save you
Lou: Don't say it, just do it
Lilly: So, where should we go, Swift
Swift: Well, I guess we should go check on the crime scene

One Way Train Station
June 14th

Lilly: Wow. What kind of train station is this
Swift: I guess your right. This does look kind of filthy
???- Oh, hello, Swift
Swift: I can only imagine who would be in a disgusting place like this during a crime
Marshall: Swift. It's a good thing あなた got here. I'm still trying to find all the evidence, but, all I was able to find were these two thing
Swift: What's this... a bottle cap
Marshall: Yeah, あなた know. From the defendant's soda bottle
Swift: And the other is
Marshall: Oh, right. Here it is
Swift: ...This is just a 写真 of Lou and his lover, Jessica
Marshall: No evidence is bad evidence
Swift: *Unless the evidence is a 写真 not even at the crime scene and a piece of garbage*
Marshall: I would have gotten the better stuff, but he beat me to it
Swift: Huh, who's "he"
Marshall: Oh, right. Marcus Mays. He's the prosecutor for this case
Swift: The prosecutor?
Marshall: Yeah, and I'd be careful with that guy. He's one scary guy
Swift: Really
Marshall: It's his eyes that make him so scary. Thats why he wears his glasses
Swift: Is he really that scary
Marshall: Are あなた kidding? He's broken many criminals into confessing the truth
Swift: *A guy who's won just によって intimidating criminals. Good lord*
Marshall: But, like I said. There isn't any evidence here. Marcus got to it all first
Swift: Well... What about the witness
Marshall: Witness... Oh, あなた mean Jessica Jess. Oh, well, あなた can't speak to her
Swift: What? Why?
Marshall: Well, Marcus persuaded the court into thinking that if a defense attorney speaks to a witness outside of court, then they could make up a lie to help the defendant. The court decided that あなた weren't allowed to come within contact with the witness
Swift: What! that is total-
Lilly: What about me
Marshall: Huh. What do あなた mean
Lilly: Well I'm not a defense attorney... at least, not yet. Do あなた think I could speak to the witness
Marshall: Well... I guess so
Lilly: Oh thank you. Um... where is she
Marshall: If I guess right, she is at the local park. 発言しました she wanted to be at the last place where she was with Lou
Lilly: Okay, thanks
Swift: ...Thank you, Lilly. I'll be at the office once your done
Lilly: Okay

Park
June 14th

Lilly: *So this is the town park... How come I've never come here*
???: Excuse me, but can I ask あなた something
Lilly: Huh. Oh, sure
???: Are あなた a defense attorney
Lilly: Well... no... but I am secretly taking notes for one
???: Oh, good. My name is Jessica Jess
Lilly: あなた are. Well good. I have some 質問 for you
Jessica: I was hoping あなた did
Lilly: So, what did あなた see on the night of the murder
Jessica: Well, once Lou walked away, I went to the restroom at on the opposite end of the station. I just needed to put on もっと見る eye liner
Lilly: *I do have to admit. Her choice of color is amazing. I should buy some of that*
Jessica: Once I walked back outside, I saw this guy run up to two other people and saw him stab both of them. It was awful
Lilly: Was Lou the one who-
Jessica: MY SWEET LOUEY!? NEVER! HE WOULD NEVER KILL ANYONE! I KNOW HE WOULDN'T! IT'S TERRIBLE TO EVEN THINK THAT HE COULD!
Lilly: ... Well... Alright then. Did あなた happen to find anything
Jessica: No, but I did take this
Lilly: What's this? A photo.... Ah.... I think I see the killer, but... He's wearing a mask
Jessica: Yes, I thought it was strange , too. But, I guess it was pretty smart. I heard that one of the men survived the attack. If he wasn't wearing a mask, he could have easily been identified.
Lilly: Well, is that all あなた saw
Jessica: Yes. After that, I just sat on the bench and was so scared. That's when Lou came back
Lilly: ... *Lou just happened to be gone while the killer struck. Something isn't right* Well, thank you, Ms. Jess. I'll be going now
Jessica: Thank あなた for listening to my story. I wish あなた luck on the case
Lilly: *If anyone needs wishing luck, it should be Lou*
 Jessica Jess. Witness to murder
Jessica Jess. Witness to murder
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Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are あなた doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy あなた the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do あなた want?
James: Did あなた hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, あなた wanna check...
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Everypony down in Ponyville liked クリスマス a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated クリスマス the whole クリスマス season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her ハート, 心 was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her ハート, 心 または her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...
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Source: me
It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the 一覧 for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made ギター Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired によって the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James カラス was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed によって one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take あなた to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t あなた cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t あなた squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold あなた firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
あなた weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white バン with キャンディー in the back
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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of あなた outside the city, あなた better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With あなた assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a 上, ページのトップへ ten お気に入り アニメ list, I should do a 上, ページのトップへ ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst アニメ I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let あなた guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an アニメ that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: あなた know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... ロンドン and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground または in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole 一覧 about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, または just 全体, 全体的です douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that あなた feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way または another I find disgusting, immature sex または rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... あなた see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, もっと見る condensed reviews but あなた get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, または didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out によって saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Welcome to 愛 & Death Corporated, where our モットー is “You Only Live Once”. What is 愛 & Death Co. あなた ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are あなた familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When あなた die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, あなた could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if あなた are a bad egg, あなた will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the 最近 years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad 書く behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and 登録する the ranks of washed up directors like...
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あなた know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the 映画 for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent 丘, ヒル franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder



The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
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On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve もっと見る Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...
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Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems, where we look at some of the most obscure games to see if they deserve もっと見る attention または if they should be forgotten about. Today, we will be looking at an very obscure game. Now, this game was so obscure, that it’s Wikipedia page is incredibly lacking. Like, wow, Beyond Good and Evil and Jet Set Radio Future were obscure, but at least they had useful Wikipedia pages (And yes, I know this shows how little my credibility is, but あなた gotta remember that you’re talking to a person who reviews obscure games. あなた just gotta take what information...
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Oh man, clichés. Usually, these exist in many forms of media, such as books, movies, anime, and in this special case, video games. And there are quite a lot of them….. And sometimes, that is not a good thing. Whenever a cliché is used constantly, it begins to get old… FAST! And I believe that video games have used bad clichés to death. I already talked about some terribly annoying ones in my past list, but this time, I got some new ones I want to talk about. Now, before I begin, here are some rules. These are clichés that only bother me. They may not be bad to you, but to me, I just...
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GTA is the closest we have ever gotten to a game based on reality… または is it. As it turns out, there is a lot of moments in GTA that makes some of us notice how none of that can happen in real life. So, without any further delay, here is the five things in the Grand Theft Auto franchise that actually isn’t that real

#5: Everyone Can Fly Planes または Helicopters - Now, this is lower because some of these the characters are justified when it comes to flying planes または helicopters. Niko from GTA IV was in a war, and I am sure he flew a helicopter at one point または another, and Trevor from GTA V was...
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