Case 2-3
The Masked Turnabout
???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some 通り, ストリート performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work
迅速, スウィフト Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.
Lilly: Swift. How are あなた doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the 次 step of my training
Swift: Just calm down, Lilly. We'll get to it sooner または later.
*Ring*
Swift: 迅速, スウィフト Justice Law Office, Where we trust in our clients
Marshall: SWIFT!!!
Swift: What... Marshall, what are あなた doing calling me *I forgot to mention, Marshall has become a regular in my life. He is a crazy detective, but at least he gets the job done*
Marshall: I just called to tell you. Did あなた read the newspaper lately
Swift: Well, no. I just got it, but I haven't read it yet
Marshall: Well, read it. It's important
Swift: Okay, I got it right now. A murder last night in the One Way Train Station?
Lilly: What? A murder
Swift: Howard McBrew, chairman of the McBrew Family Bank was found stabbed in the train station, along with his co-worker, Leroy Jepins. However, the killer has been notified as... LOU ROMANSE!!!
Lilly: What's wrong, Swift
Swift: Lou would just so happen to be a long time friend of mine. How is he accused of murder
Marshall: Sounds like あなた just got done 読書 it. Well, Lou is still at the Detention Center. If あなた would like, あなた can ask him what the heck is going on
Swift: Okay. I'll check it out *beep* Come on, Lilly. Let's go see what Lou's gotten himself into *I was afraid someone like Lou would get into this kind o trouble*
Detention Center
June 14th
Lilly: So how do あなた know Mr. Romanse, Swift
Swift: Well, we've been フレンズ since my days in college. I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when this guy came along and tried to mug me. I was scared, mainly because he had a gun
Lilly: あなた were scared, Swift. I would like to see that happen. I bet it would be funny
Swift: Lilly, please. Anyway, Lou then came along and knocked into the guy. The guy then fell onto the ground and knocked himself out. I was able to call the police and, well, the got the guy. Ever since then, I couldn't thank Lou enough for what he did. But, I think I know just how. によって defending him in this case.
Lilly: But, Swift. What if he did kill that guy
Swift: ...I don't want to think that he did. Lets just speak to him
Lilly: Okay. So, where is he
???: Hey. Do I know you
Swift: Huh
???: SAM! its good to see you, bud
Swift: Ah! Lou. Don't mention my real name
Lilly: Sam?
Swift: *Too late*
Lilly: こんにちは that reminds me of this joke. *Ahem* Hey, I'm Sam. Sam I am. I do not like-
Swift: GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I GET IT! THAT'S WHY I AM CALLED SWIFT, OKAY!
Lou: ...............................
Swift: *Why is Lou just staring blankly at us*
Lou: Swift... Aren't あなた going to introduce me to this young lady
Swift: Oh, right. Lilly this is my good friend, Lou Romanse. Lou, this is my apprentice and other good friend, Lilly Benign
Lilly: Hello, Lou. It's a pleasure to meet you
Lou: Ha ha ha. The pleasure is mine
Swift: Lou, why are あなた making goo-goo eyes at Lilly like that
Lou: I have to say Lilly, your eyes sparkle like the stars in the sky
Lilly: Oh, thank you
Lou: And, your smile is so glowing, it could light up a dark cave
Lilly: Oh, thats so nice. Why can't あなた ever compliment me like Lou does, Swift
Swift: Isn't it obvious what he's doing, Lilly
Lilly: Hmm... He's being a little too friendly?
Swift: ...I think あなた need もっと見る training *MUCH もっと見る training*
Lou: Well, it was nice of あなた guys to see me before they ship me off to Dead Man Land
Swift: What do you- Oh, wait. I am here to hear about the case
Lou: What? Why?
Swift: あなた helped me on that 日 with the mugger. I want to help あなた with something just as bad. If it weren't for you, I could have died. I want to do the same for you, Lou
Lou: ...Okay, then. I was just waiting for a train home, thats all. I don't own a car
Swift: So, あなた don't own a car *I really shouldn't be talking. Even I ride the train*
Lilly: あなた really shouldn't be talking, Swift. Even あなた ride the train
Swift: Thank あなた Lilly! I was well aware of the fact!
Lou: I was just waiting with Jessie
Swift: Um... Jessie
Lou: She's the most kind, beautiful, and super-duper-extra-amazing-greatly-great girlfriend a guy can have
Swift: So, this Jessie
Lou: Well, her real name is Jessica
Swift: Well, as あなた said, she was your... girl........... IF THATS THE CASE, THEN WHY WERE あなた HITTING ON LILLY!!!
Lou: Oh, come on, Swift. あなた know I can't help myself
Swift: *sigh* Well, what happened next
Lou. Well, I left to go to get a soda from the soda machine. I got to have my daily dose of flavored drinks
Lilly: I agree, Lou. Which reminds me, we need to stop によって a store once were done, Swift
Swift: Okay, so what happened, next
Swift: Well, I came back and there, I saw the body. I didn't se anyone else but Jessica, but she was so scared, she couldn't move. But, she knows I didn't do it
Swift: Well, have あなた ever met the victim
Lou: あなた mean the guy who was killed... Only once
Swift: What
Lou: Yeah. That jerk took half of my bank account. Can あなた believe that. I mean, sure, I didn't have a lot of cash to begin with, but I need that money to get by. And then he goes and takes half of it. I can't believe it myself
Swift: ............
Lou: Why are あなた so quiet, Sam
Swift: あなた just gave me and the rest of the court a perfect motive to kill the guy. AND MY NAME IS SWIFT!!!
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But, Lou, I'm going to ask あなた again. Did あなた kill him
Lou: He's a jerk, but I don't have it in me to kill anyone. It scares the ladies away
Swift: ............. Okay
Lou: What
Swift: I'll take your case and get あなた acquitted
Lou: Oh, man, thanks a load
Swift: It's nothing. Besides, I still owe あなた after that thing with the mugger
Lou: Okay. I guess あなた guys should get going. Seriously, get going. I won't be able to save myself
Swift: Okay, were going to save you
Lou: Don't say it, just do it
Lilly: So, where should we go, Swift
Swift: Well, I guess we should go check on the crime scene
One Way Train Station
June 14th
Lilly: Wow. What kind of train station is this
Swift: I guess your right. This does look kind of filthy
???- Oh, hello, Swift
Swift: I can only imagine who would be in a disgusting place like this during a crime
Marshall: Swift. It's a good thing あなた got here. I'm still trying to find all the evidence, but, all I was able to find were these two thing
Swift: What's this... a bottle cap
Marshall: Yeah, あなた know. From the defendant's soda bottle
Swift: And the other is
Marshall: Oh, right. Here it is
Swift: ...This is just a 写真 of Lou and his lover, Jessica
Marshall: No evidence is bad evidence
Swift: *Unless the evidence is a 写真 not even at the crime scene and a piece of garbage*
Marshall: I would have gotten the better stuff, but he beat me to it
Swift: Huh, who's "he"
Marshall: Oh, right. Marcus Mays. He's the prosecutor for this case
Swift: The prosecutor?
Marshall: Yeah, and I'd be careful with that guy. He's one scary guy
Swift: Really
Marshall: It's his eyes that make him so scary. Thats why he wears his glasses
Swift: Is he really that scary
Marshall: Are あなた kidding? He's broken many criminals into confessing the truth
Swift: *A guy who's won just によって intimidating criminals. Good lord*
Marshall: But, like I said. There isn't any evidence here. Marcus got to it all first
Swift: Well... What about the witness
Marshall: Witness... Oh, あなた mean Jessica Jess. Oh, well, あなた can't speak to her
Swift: What? Why?
Marshall: Well, Marcus persuaded the court into thinking that if a defense attorney speaks to a witness outside of court, then they could make up a lie to help the defendant. The court decided that あなた weren't allowed to come within contact with the witness
Swift: What! that is total-
Lilly: What about me
Marshall: Huh. What do あなた mean
Lilly: Well I'm not a defense attorney... at least, not yet. Do あなた think I could speak to the witness
Marshall: Well... I guess so
Lilly: Oh thank you. Um... where is she
Marshall: If I guess right, she is at the local park. 発言しました she wanted to be at the last place where she was with Lou
Lilly: Okay, thanks
Swift: ...Thank you, Lilly. I'll be at the office once your done
Lilly: Okay
Park
June 14th
Lilly: *So this is the town park... How come I've never come here*
???: Excuse me, but can I ask あなた something
Lilly: Huh. Oh, sure
???: Are あなた a defense attorney
Lilly: Well... no... but I am secretly taking notes for one
???: Oh, good. My name is Jessica Jess
Lilly: あなた are. Well good. I have some 質問 for you
Jessica: I was hoping あなた did
Lilly: So, what did あなた see on the night of the murder
Jessica: Well, once Lou walked away, I went to the restroom at on the opposite end of the station. I just needed to put on もっと見る eye liner
Lilly: *I do have to admit. Her choice of color is amazing. I should buy some of that*
Jessica: Once I walked back outside, I saw this guy run up to two other people and saw him stab both of them. It was awful
Lilly: Was Lou the one who-
Jessica: MY SWEET LOUEY!? NEVER! HE WOULD NEVER KILL ANYONE! I KNOW HE WOULDN'T! IT'S TERRIBLE TO EVEN THINK THAT HE COULD!
Lilly: ... Well... Alright then. Did あなた happen to find anything
Jessica: No, but I did take this
Lilly: What's this? A photo.... Ah.... I think I see the killer, but... He's wearing a mask
Jessica: Yes, I thought it was strange , too. But, I guess it was pretty smart. I heard that one of the men survived the attack. If he wasn't wearing a mask, he could have easily been identified.
Lilly: Well, is that all あなた saw
Jessica: Yes. After that, I just sat on the bench and was so scared. That's when Lou came back
Lilly: ... *Lou just happened to be gone while the killer struck. Something isn't right* Well, thank you, Ms. Jess. I'll be going now
Jessica: Thank あなた for listening to my story. I wish あなた luck on the case
Lilly: *If anyone needs wishing luck, it should be Lou*
Jessica Jess. Witness to murder
In case it wasn't clear since my Grand Theft Auto reviews, I am much もっと見る interesting in when Rockstar does something other than GTA games. I find that stuff to be way もっと見る fun. And the first of many (Okay, three) to appear on this 一覧 is the murder mystery classic, L.A. Noire-
*Blowing Whistle* Stop right there! I’m taking over this review!
Several years 前 I found this Rockstar game.. LA NOIRE. Now, when I first got this game, I was fresh of GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption.. I was introduced to GTA によって the 4th, never played the others. But obviously we aren't here to talk about...
Oh boy, this is a classic gem I’ve been waiting to discuss… again… for the fourth time in a row now. It’s no secret that I 愛 Platinum. Anarchy Reigns was the first Platinum game on this list, and the rest of them are only gonna get better from here. And let’s talk about their first game, and while not a financial success, still a classic on the Wii, Madworld.
Madworld follows angry biker Jack Cayman, as he and his trustworthy chainsaw arm, go through the crazed gameshow known as Death Watch in order to take out the competition and become the champion of Death Watch. The game...
#1:SULLIVAN:
As あなた already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
As あなた already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I 愛 Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one 年 old, and already they are remaking it for プレイステーション 4 and XBox One. Seriously, あなた should at least give a game some time to age before あなた remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people 発言しました is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are あなた remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, don't get me wrong. I 愛 Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one 年 old, and already they are remaking it for プレイステーション 4 and XBox One. Seriously, あなた should at least give a game some time to age before あなた remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people 発言しました is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are あなた remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! あなた still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... あなた brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: あなた seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are あなた here?
Henry: we need あなた back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: あなた are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach あなた
Henry: あなた and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! あなた still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... あなた brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: あなた seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are あなた here?
Henry: we need あなた back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: あなた are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach あなた
Henry: あなた and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
Art by SeantheHedgehog
#80: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls
Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- によって god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an アニメ based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the アニメ was good. For an アニメ that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one によって one. Now, if...
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Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- によって god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an アニメ based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the アニメ was good. For an アニメ that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one によって one. Now, if...
