Hello all あなた fuck boys in fuck boy bands. I'm sure あなた all know why we've joined this club- to dedicate our lives to God's お気に入り anti-band, Waterparks, also known as Parx, Parx Boiz または Awsten Knight Is A Poser.

But how well do we really know this band? Well, I'm here to rustle your jimmies, slow down your jellybeans, and hide under your porch because boy do I have some scorching hot お茶, 紅茶 for you.

Waterparks, and the members, are a lie

Now what has brought me to this spicey conclusion, あなた may ask? Well, after a 年 and a half of worship I finally opened my third eye. To save あなた from all that...