トワイライト・シリーズ Article: Here's the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

Here's the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Okay, no hate comments. I made it in an answer on the ランダム spot, and I thought it'd be fun to share!

Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 次 day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 日 after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen または my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

Team_Edward77, groovychicklisa and 9 others like this

jdblover4life lol that was funny

zanesaaomgfan Thank you. :)

jake_and_nessie lol poor jakey

zanesaaomgfan I know right. Payback. :>

FireFlys113 Awesome!

thechargers220 lol lmbo but poor jakey hes mine

africanflower Tee hee XD

ellies342 lol thats awesome. i feel sorry for jake.

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kingdomkeeper11 LOL THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY!!!

imataylorlover haha that was funny!

kingdomkeeper11 HELL YEAH!!!!

zanesaaomgfan *bowing* Thank you, thank-thank you, thank you!

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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 15

posted by twilight-7

Kayla’s POV

Life was to carry on as normal. That meant I would have to go to school and take my exams. I knew I was 安全, 安全です because Edward was with me and Charlie 発言しました Mitchell would be constantly on look out. Plus the オオカミ were helping too. So I shouldn’t be so jittery, right? But I was. Every noise scared me and any slight movement had me cowering into Edward’s protective embrace. Edward found this all amusing. Glad I made someone laugh.
The weekend I just had seemed to drag on for weeks and weeks. It felt longer than just two days. So the following week dragged on for what felt like months...

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Dusk Chapter 2: The Look in His Eyes

posted by lovethecullens

Chapter 2: The Look in His Eyes

“So what is it Aunt Rose?” I asked in exasperation “I should be open to new things? I need human experiences? My parents 愛 me and want the best for me?” My Aunt Rose smiled at me and waited patiently as I vented. Most view her as being callous and hard to get along with. I have a special relationship with her though. She has never once been fierce towards me. Years 前 my mother told me that she felt that my aunt looks at me as though I am her baby in a way. Her human life was cut short before she could have children of her own. My Aunt Rose was my...

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Kidnapped-Chapter 8

posted by ktbminnie12

Charlie’s POV

I’m so furious, it’s scary. My daughter has been kidnapped! The chief’s daughter, kidnapped. I’m so angry. I’m not angry at her または Edward. I’m angry at whoever took her. I swear when I find out who it is, I’ll kill them. I will take my biggest gun I own and personally kill them.
Rene and Phil flew in a couple of days ago. I met and talked with Phil. He was a nice guy. He was good for Rene. I was glad she was happy. Well, at this very moment she’s not. She’s got a mixture of emotions. Anger, sadness, and scared....

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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 12

posted by twilight-7

I landed hard on a cold leafy ground. I was lying in the middle of a forest. Great. I was flat on my back, having ロスト my balance and fallen.
“Let me help あなた up,” Mitchell’s soft voice spoke from above me. He was still standing.
“Don’t touch her!” Edward snarled. He was also standing. Was I the only one that fell?
Cold hands helped me to my feet. Edward looked me up and down, obviously checking for any damage.
“Are あなた ok?” he whispered. “You’re not hurt?”
“I’m fine,” I assured him. “Or I will be in just a second.”
I turned around and glared at Mitchell. This boy...

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I found this Twilight Parody:

posted by amy_oth

For the record: I did not write this, I 愛 Twilight and I 愛 Edward. I just found this really, really funny.
I think Stephenie Meyer is an amazing author, and this is not meant to be disrespectful to her in any way.
_______________________________________________

Duskiness

Edward leaned toward me, his perfect face inches from mine. His sweet, delicious breath ghosted over my face. His golden eyes glowed with love.

“How do あなた like it?” he whispered, his velvet voice purring in my ear.

I couldn’t respond, so dazzled was I によって his sparkling skin. He shone like a diamond in the sun, a godlike...

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Starlit Book 2 Chapter 4 - Something I never wish to happen...happened.

posted by Yoss

I spied on her – followed her a 安全, 安全です distance away. She was visiting Charlie. Luck must have been on my side today. No Edward. Nessie was out with Bella and her new friend Jenny. I’m pretty sure Bella knows I’m lurking in the shadows of the forest. She stared long and hard in my direction and then sighed. Nessie glanced every now and then, too, a forlorn look on her face, but Jenny’s non-stop chatter claimed most of her attention.

My ハート, 心 rebelled when they took their time indoors. X-ray vision did not come with being a wolf. I wish it did. I couldn’t go near the house and take a...

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Emmett Story Part 6

posted by just_bella

Here we go, 次 part. Hope people enjoy :)

RECAP:

I stopped and leaned against a 木, ツリー wondering what Aaron could be up to, had he gone and gotten himself ロストまたは worse had he found the bear?

I decided that I should head back and look for Aaron, dad would definitely notice that we were both gone and at that point it might be better if we didn't go back.

I was about 10 feet from the rock where we had started when I heard the brush being crushed again off to my north.

I leaned against the rock waiting for Aaron, a cougar または possibly a リス to come out of the woods. It seemed like I sat there...

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Starlit - Aware (Chapter 16)

posted by Yoss

First 日 of Classes. Jenny was almost hyperventilating.

“I don’t know what to wear!” She shrieked, still in her ピンク bathrobe. I rolled my eyes. I was already dressed in the only pair of jeans my Aunt packed for me. They were artfully faded denim skinny jeans. I groaned when they hugged my legs snugly. I have no choice but to pair them off with the simplest ブラウス available – an off – shoulder black blouse. Again, having no other alternative, I wore deadly looking black strappy stilettos. I should really hit the mall and buy myself inoffensive jeans, comfy t-shirts and sneakers.
...

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Lust-Chapter Two-

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

All That Is Missing, Is The Heart!

Blood Lust
by: BuffyFaithfan1
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"...6 billions people! 6 billion souls! And sometimes, all あなた need is one!"-Peyton Sawyer from OneTreeHill...
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I walked out onto the deck after the credits rolled. Edward went to put the movie away and as I stared into the depths of the blue...

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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 6

posted by twilight-7

The rest of the weekend was filled with revision. Edward was constantly at my side trying to cram as much knowledge as he could into my brain. The only time I wasn’t being drilled on the names of the BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- in the body and analysis of poems was when I was in the bathroom, eating または sleeping. Charlie was glad that Edward kept me busy. I thought that this was because Edward was helping me to revise but I was sure there was another reason. If only that idiotic barrier would just go away. And then I had an idea. If Charlie could block his mind from me, maybe I could block my mind from Edward....

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Alice's Journal Part 3

posted by just_bella

I've spent a few days trying to figure out where I wanted this to go, I hope this works.

"I agree Alice, just remember that this can not change who あなた are now, unless あなた allow it. Call if あなた need us." Carlisle 発言しました as he touched my head and walked out the door.

"I'm scared Jazz." I whispered as I leaned my head on his shoulder.

"We will do this together love, unless あなた want to be alone." He 発言しました as he gave me options that he knew I would not take.

"Please stay." I 発言しました as I took the book in my hands and opened the journal.

The first entry was short, but what was strange about it, was that...

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rosalie's wedding

posted by twilight0girl

today is going to be wonderful.i was getting married.i was getting married to my big teddy くま, クマ emmett.today will be the 秒 greatest 日 of my eternity.the first is when emmett told me he loves me and then asked me to marry him.
"rosalie honey,are あなた ready?" esme asked me.
" not yet esme,can あなた help me do my hair?"
i asked " of course honey " she 発言しました as she gracefuly walked into the bathroom.she gently
tugged and pulled my hair as i looked over my
wedding gown.snow white with a corset 上, ページのトップへ and a
big puffy skirt.i looked perfect and flawless,i always do. "o.k rosalie,you look perfect."...

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Emmett Story Part 4

posted by just_bella

Ok I hope あなた guys are enjoying this, because it's kind of fun to write. :)

Here's a quick flash back to remember the story up to this point.
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We all broke into our smaller groups and waved/smacked the others as we made our way into the woods.

"All right Emmett, 1 weeks worth of mucking the stalls is the bet that I find the beast before you." Aaron 発言しました as he walked into the woods.

"Oh, that's a bet that I want a part of." John laughed as he followed Aaron in.

"OK, but remember that あなた are the one who made the bet Aaron. No whining when I win."...

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new moon edwards POV part 4

posted by _madz_

here is the 次 one!!

just before i start, if あなた read this and find a spelling mistake または anything else that's wrong, could あなた let me know? i know i sound like a perfectionist but it irritates me. thanks, hope あなた enjoy this bit!
p.s this story isnt mine all credit goes to steph meyer

Demetri and Felix relaxed instantly, and I dropped my arms in defeat.
“Jane.” I sighed in recognition and resignation.
Alice’s thoughts came from beside me. Just stick to the script, no deviations.
Alice crossed her arms and remained impassive. She had seen what would happen if a fight broke out now.
“Follow...

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moonphase chapter 3 Wow

posted by iluvtwilight123

"Congrats Nessie," i 発言しました awkwardly. I knew i should have prepared for this but i didnt know she would get it so soon.I mean she is only 12 years old physically but alive for 2 years now.
I moved her out of earshot and told her "Well honey あなた know about the birds and the bees so i just want to tell あなた be safe," i 発言しました it fast but i couldnt help it she was growing to fast. So i looked at Edward for help "Mood swings" he mouthed. Renesmee seemed to know that because wshe didnt want to hear anymore of it so she went to 1st base.
For a girl that has no atheletic ability i rule at baseball, I...

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Starlit - Chapter 4

posted by Yoss

Chapter 4 - Electric

I closed my eyes with great effort. I couldn’t take my eyes away from the electric sapphire blue eyes.

“Whirl around! Whirl around!” My mind screamed at me. I tried to 移動する my body and follow my mind’s bidding but it seemed my body has a mind of its own. It refused to follow. I opened my eyes. The sapphire eyes that held me captive a while 前 were no longer on the pond’s reflection. My body automatically turned its back on the pond. My eyes scanned the garden in front of me until my eyes found him.

He was casually leaning on a giant チェリー blossom’s trunk. He...

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Starlit - Chapter 2

posted by Yoss

Chapter 2 - Playful

The soft, cool breeze stirred my hair. I purred in contentment – not wanting to open my eyes, though I’m fully awake now. I’m sure Aunt Alice would come – barreling, anytime soon. I rolled on my back hugging my pillow.

A light shone directly on my face.

“Uncle Emmett, quit it” I complained as I buried my face with my pillow. “Don’t あなた think its way too early for practical jokes?” I demanded, my voice muffled によって the pillow. I’m sure my goofy uncle could still hear me clearly.

The light shone relentlessly, now making my arm, which holds my pillow, warm....

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Kristen´s Interview (Brazilian Magazine)

posted by mari_giovani

The Cover

Now, this is the interview that Kristen gave to a Brazilian Magazine (the same that i 投稿されました Rob´s interview from) in November and here´s the translation! (sorry for taking so long)

*What do あなた have in common with Bella?
Kristen: When あなた read the book, あなた immediately feel like Bella. She has the same qualities as many girls wish they had. She´s very self sufficient and i´m also like that.

*What kind of 本 do あなた like to read?
Kristen: I´ve read East of Eden, from John Steinbeck, so many times. And it´s a book that my whole family read it. It´s weird, I always go to bookstores, but...

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Kayla, Chapter 29

posted by twilight-7

There were two vampires. A was a male and a female. The male was as tall as Emmett but not built like Emmett was. The male vampire was strong; あなた could see that clearly, the シャツ he wore was straining against his chest and arms. He had cropped black hair and his eyes glinted red. The female 次 to him was as tall as me. I was five foot nine. She had long flowing 栗 brown hair and her eyes were black. She wasn’t standing still. She was kind of jumping from one foot to the other, restlessly.
Edward stood beside me. He was holding my hand tightly and I could feel the tension and rolling...

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Who Do I think should play Heidi Volturi

posted by kellyclarkson12

Well,for the role of Heidi Volturi I have chosen an actress from One 木, ツリー Hill.She's called Daneel Harris.Here are the reasons why she should play Heidi:
1.She is very tall
2.She has mahagony red hair.
3.She is very good at remembering the script.

So,overall, I think that Daneel Harris would be the perfect actress playing Heidi and also she represents the characteristics of her character..

I don't think that AnnaLyne McCord Will make a good Heidi Volturi in New Moon.She doesn't represent the characteristics of her character.

So the One 木, ツリー丘, ヒル星, つ星 Daneel Harris will make a perfect Heidi!