Okay, no hate comments. I made it in an answer on the ランダム spot, and I thought it'd be fun to share!
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The 次 day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The 日 after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen または my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The 次 day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The 日 after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen または my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
ok ppl i KNOW i havent written in a while....school ended and i started work...then i went away and then came back and then went away and now im gonna be aaway AGAIN for a couple of days...sorry i havent written and let my ファン down...i will be working aagin and then school will start and then i will try to finish where i left off...thank u for the constant "please write もっと見る messages" it shows ur support but i WILL NOT BE 書く UNTIL MID-SEPTEMBER...so PlEaSe...i WILL go back to 書く but not now cuz im VERY busy and dont have time to write...again thank u too ALL my ファン and sorry i havent written sooner...heyyyyyy just_bella! luv ya my nerd-pirate-dork!...thanks everyone...ill write もっと見る アップデート if i plan to write sooner! THANK U ALL! <3