トワイライト・シリーズ Article: Torturing the Volturi Chapter 5

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posted by lollipopszx3

Thirsty

Me :: Hi!! What's up?

Gianna :: Who are あなた talking to?...?

Me :: My readers...

Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!

Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are あなた so mean?

Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.

Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.

Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.

Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.

Jane :: WHAT?? あなた keep me here and あなた won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad あなた are. Just come!!!!!

Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... あなた want something to eat?

Volturi :: *nods*

Me :: Fine. Hold on.

From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome エモ buddies. If your エモ come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an 時または else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank あなた my emos.

SEND

Heidi :: What did あなた just do?

Me :: Getting some food.

Caius :: あなた mean people right?

Me :: Yup.

Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!

Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.

Alec :: If あなた become a vampire あなた will.

Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!

Alec :: I never 発言しました that!

Me :: But あなた implied it...

Heidi :: Do あなた know what implied means?

Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.

Heidi :: Not anymore. あなた just told everybody あなた didn't know what it means.

Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.

Heidi :: I bet あなた $100 they didn't.

Me :: I bet あなた $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.

Heidi :: Good luck finding that.

Me :: .... I hate you.

Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?

Me :: In an hour.

Jane :: It's your story right?

Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.

Jane :: Well skip it to the 次時 then!

Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get あなた to stop complaining.

Bella :: WAIT!

Me :: *turns head towards her*

Bella :: Did あなた invite any mountain lions?

Me :: Sorry... I don't know their Eメール adresses. Do あなた want an emo?

Bella :: *shakes head*

Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?

Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.

*An 時 later*

Me :: Time travel is so cool!!

*ding-dong*

Me :: My emos are here!

Jane :: And also my food.

Me :: こんにちは guys. What's up? 愛 your new scars! Do I know you?

エモ Kid :: Oh that's my new エモ friend.

エモ Friend :: Hi! I just started being エモ yesterday!

エモ Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.

エモ Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...

Me :: Your gonna get eaten...

エモ Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*

Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*

Jane :: I want that one! *points at エモ Kid* He smells good.

Me :: How about I push あなた all in and close the door?

*silence*

Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?

*silence*

Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA

Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!

O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O

I didn't add anyone because I didn't want あなた guys to die. I'm a メリダとおそろしの森 girl.

SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];

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newmoon_lover kkooool plz rite more p.s names teagan

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twilight_james plz write more! :)

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Edward and Emmett

added by xxjoxx814

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クリスティン・クルック

added by twilightlover13

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The Un-Wanted Girl.[Renesmee Cullen's Twin Sister]Chapter 2

posted by renesmee567

The Nameless Girl's PoV
When Mother and Father had gotten ホーム after the incident, they both ignored me, but that night, after Mother went to put Renesmee to ベッド and everyone else was doing their own thing, I had my first human (well, not so human) contact. It was from Father.

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Father smiled lovingly at Renesmee and Mother, キス Mother gently but passionately on the mouth and then gently キス Renesmee on the forehead. They left, Mother taking Renesmee to put her to bed. All my Aunts and Uncles had already 発言しました goodnight to them, so had Grandfather and Grandmother, even the big tanned...

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Breaking Dawn Jasper POV

posted by NicholeLorraine

Rite there and then I knew Alice had saw something, something important. I knew we had to go so I didn't hesitate to leave. Though I tried so hard to mask my memories from Edward. He can't know whats going on though I don't even know myself. Alice started to leave and I knew to go with her. I would have any ways, I 愛 her.

We went deep into the forest, far from the house, far from everyone, far from Edward 読書 my thoughts. As soon as we were at the bounder line between our kind and the オオカミ we stopped. Alice spoke. "Jasper don't! We don't have time! They are coming and we need people...

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What if Jacob did Imprint on Bella? (Jacob's POV)

posted by tayandkris4evr

*disclaimer*

My Dad and I are going to visit Charlie Swann today. His daughter just came into town, so we figured we'd stop by. Bella and I used to play together all the time when we were little, whenever she visited Charlie.
She was clumsy and scared when ever we'd go on 'adventures' I'd like to call them. Going in her backyard, which is mostly woods and climbing huge boulders and trees. She'd always sort of whimper and I'd just laugh and say 'C'mon, Bella, It'll be fun'. I miss those days, she never visits Charlie anymore. But, Today's different, because I've phased now. I'm a werewolf, I can't get...

Twilight - Chapter 23 - The エンジェル (pages 452-457)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 23 - THE ANGEL

As I drifted, I dreamed.
Where I floated, under the dark water, I heard the happiest sound my mind could conjure up - as beautiful, as uplifting, as it was ghastly. It was another snarl; a deeper, wilder roar that rang with fury.
I was brought back, almost to the surface, によって the sharp pain slashing my upraised hand, but I couldn't find my way back far enough to open my eyes.
And then I knew I was dead.
Because through the heavy water, I heard the sound of an エンジェル calling my name, calling me to the only heaven I wanted.
"Oh no, Bella, no!"...

Renesmee Cullen biography

posted by Tenkic

"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster!?"
―Bella 白鳥, スワン to Jacob Black on Renesmee's nickname "Nessie".[src]

Renesmee (Reh-NEZ-may, または Ruh-NEZ-may) Carlie Cullen (born on September 10, 2006) is a half vampire/half human hybrid, and a member of the Olympic Coven. She is the imprintee of Jacob Black and the daughter of Edward and Bella Cullen. Renesmee's paternal grandparents are Edward and Elizabeth Masen. She is the granddaughter of Charlie 白鳥, スワン and Renee Dwyer as well as the adoptive granddaughter of Carlisle and Esme Cullen. She is the niece of Alice and Emmett Cullen and...

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School and life as a halfling. (Renesmee's POV)

posted by tayandkris4evr

Nessie when shes older. *Disclaimer-I dont own this*

I sped through the forest, gracefulling jumping over uprooted greenery. As my backpack was swinging side to side I felt a brush of 毛皮 hit my cream marble hand. I smiled softly and turned to see the familiar rust colored 狼, オオカミ bouncing over roots and vines. I saw a gleam of happiness flash across it's hazel brown eyes. I looked back to the path in front of me and bent a little lower and took off at an insane speed. In that moment leaves showered the air and I laughed. The crunching Colors（色） covered my eyes and.. even though I'd seem the most graceful being on earth, a vampire. I was still half...

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New Moon Chapter 13

posted by cajas

Chapter 13. KILLER
IF IT WAS ANYONE BUT JACOB, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, shaking my head as I drove down the forest-lined highway to La Push.

I still wasn't sure if I was doing the right thing, but I'd made a compromise with myself.
I couldn't condone what Jacob and his friends, his pack, were doing. I understood now what he'd 発言しました last night—that I might not want to see him again—and I could have called him as he'd suggested, but that felt cowardly. I owed him a face-to-face conversation, at least. I would tell him to his face that I couldn't just overlook what was going on. I couldn't be friends...

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NEW MOON TOYS AND CROWNS AT BURGER KING!

posted by alicecullensBFF

This is from the New Moon website!!

あなた may be able to get your hands on some New Moon schwag with your whopper, as a tipster at TwiFans notes–

"Now my cousin went to BURGER KING today and found out that 次 WEEK they will have NEW MOON TOYS and CROWNS!!!!! Just wanted to tell あなた all. SO SPREAD THE WORD!! I hope あなた all can get yours too. I know i will be getting them too!"

The humans in New Moon will be eating Burger King for lunch one dayy (i added this)

I can defintely believe this rumor since they gave out New Moon themed Burger King crowns at Comic-Con recently.

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An Edward Cullen Story : Chapter 1

posted by Bella_Cullen902

こんにちは guys!!! I know that i 発言しました that i was gonna stop making my stories but thanks to Edward_Bella234 and pie- 102!!!! あなた guys are awesome and I'd 愛 to give a special thanks to Edard_Bella234 because shes the one who gave me the idea!! Lets get on to the story!!

It was a sunny, summer 日 in Chicago. The cool breeze felt good when it wipped through the hair of the towns folk.

One 日 it happened. Elizibeth Mason was rushed to the emergency room. She was going to be giving birth, an early birth によって 2 days, to a lovely baby boy.

After days of contractions and pain, Elizibeth Mason finally gave...

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new moon edwards POV part one

posted by _madz_

okay, this is my first ever article/story and I'm 書く it because every other story i've read from Edwards point of view has been too brief または just wrong, so here goes.
it's not quite finished yet so it might be a two または three parter.
(i got my idea's from steph meyer so i can't take any credit for the story, but i hope あなた enjoy it.)

It had been about four months now. I assumed that it was four months, but I could be wrong. I hadn’t really been paying attention.
I was in the middle of a jungle somewhere, Brazil I thought. I didn’t really know because it didn’t matter. This wasn’t...

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New Story - Chapter 7

posted by dinosteph

So, I've been away from this for about a week, I needed a break I think. I was gonna actually write this last friday, but didn't get around to it until today.
so here あなた go!

End of chapter 6

Within 秒 Alice flew through the door, along with Carlisle. A little embarrassed about the position they found us in I drew back from Edward and laid my head back down on the pillow.

“Alice あなた grab her stuff, Edward あなた help her, and I'll finish the paperwork.” Carlisle 発言しました quickly, I almost didn't catch all of it. They all started moving around the room grabbing stuff. Alice grabbed my bag and...

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True Blood vs. Twilight

posted by mandapanda

so, Ive been hearing alot about Twilight and True Blood and its similarities. in my opinion, あなた cant really compare the two. And for those who don't know what True Blood is, it is about a girl who can read thoughts except for the vampire's. They fall in love, and it goes from there. And I'm sure everyone knows about Twilight since this is the Twilight spot.

Point #1- they are both vampire related, but, one is for mature adults. I hear stuff on youtube, and how Twilight is for "sissy, teenage girls", and that really bugs me. Twilight is based on love, and affection, life choices, and adventure....

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Jasper Cullen Bio.

posted by Brown_x_Eyes

Jasper Hale (born Jasper Whitlock) is the adopted son of Carlisle and Esme, adoptive brother of Edward, Emmett, and Rosalie, and husband of Alice. He was born in Texas and joined the Confederate States Army in 1861 to serve in the Civil War. Due to his extremely charismatic personality, he ascended through the ranks quickly. Jasper was turned into a vampire in 1863 によって a vampire named Maria when he was 20 years old. As a vampire, he gained the ability to manipulate the emotions of those around him. Recognizing his high rank in the army, Maria decided to change him into a vampire to help her...

Team Jacob FanFiction (Renesmee x Jacob)

posted by VampireJay4578

(WARNING: THIS IS MY OPINION OF HOW RENESMEE AND JACOB MEET. I KNOW THIS ISN'T IN THE BOOK!!)

Jacob's POV
I slowly approached the line of the territory. Looking at it closely. If i was to go to school with the bloodsuckers, with Paul, Jered, Sam, Embre and Quil. Things would be rather hectic. A small girl had approached the line staying back enough on bloodsucker territory. She was pale, she had distinct brown hair and light hazel eyes. I knelt down. "Hello there." She looked at me keeping her eyes on focus. "Hello." She seemed fine. I began to take a step over the line picking the small girl...