'We Must キャンセル Thanksgiving,' Says CDC Scientist Who Looks Suspiciously Like A Turkey In A Lab コート 

A CDC scientist has called on the nation to キャンセル Thanksgiving, but many are suspicious of the announcement, since the scientist looks remarkably like a turkey wearing a lab コート and sciency-looking glasses. Babylon Bee, November 2020.
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