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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the 質問 really loudly and if they try to tell あなた to be quite say "shhh this is a test あなた know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering ランダム numbers to the person 次 to あなた and then when the teacher tells あなた off say "They made me give them the 回答 または they 発言しました they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at あなた say "What are あなた lookin at!" または "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on 上, ページのトップへ of the 表, テーブル and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have あなた been spying on me and teling it everything!"
posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my ファンタジー is flying
It's a 城 in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ドラゴン now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a 城 in the sky
または there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ファンタジー is not a crime
Find your 城 in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads あなた to the moon 'cause..."
It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth または Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a 枕 and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth または dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth または dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare あなた to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter 本 and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from あなた (Example: When in a car または an elevator). If あなた don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and クリスマス and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their お気に入り song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have あなた ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would あなた ask such a 質問 now? あなた don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when あなた were 35 years old and あなた really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give あなた a loan? Remember how one 日 the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no 質問 asked?"

"Oh, Betty, あなた did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for あなた あなた twit she was only after your money and could have 与えられた a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" または "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He 発言しました "I'd like to have one too." Then I 発言しました "But this is a dog". He 発言しました he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He 発言しました I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can あなた believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how あなた respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what あなた want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee もっと見る than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My ハート, 心 skips a beat
When あなた walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with あなた until the end

I give my ハート, 心 and my soul to you
To make あなた see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant あなた see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what あなた want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE あなた AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING あなた 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST 星, つ星 IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T あなた EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO あなた BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF または I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the 表示する earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by trentgwenfan1
i 愛 cereal yes i do

i 愛 cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i 愛 cerial yes i do i 愛 cerial あなた better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if あなた can't have crealeal

do not steal

i 愛 creal yes we do i 愛 ceral あなた should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i 愛 ccerale yes i do

i 愛 crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some ランダム songs あなた made up plz commet
1.where あなた keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid または nawt!!
3.Who あなた talk 2 on the phone
4.THat あなた are super jelous または other girls (or boys)
5.That あなた hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up あなた will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That あなた have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart あなた are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that あなた can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the ホーム Depot is もっと見る saving and もっと見る doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are もっと見る than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has ロスト her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post アップデート if あなた want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy あなた do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for もっと見る hours and my フレンズ will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the 通り, ストリート
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipodの, ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one 次 to me
i...
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every 年 people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, クッキー and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's 日 time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get ホーム so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it ホーム in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, 動画 and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i 愛 my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones あなた see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they 愛 their haters, and sometimes I think "if あなた 愛 your haters, then why do あなた hate back?" seriously....
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