A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get あなた something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If あなた don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life 発言しました Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….
(written in real small text). You’re not old until あなた can’t read this 書く any more.
You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, あなた old bag!
Come on, don’t be like this. あなた have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because あなた need all your energy to blow out the candles!
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
It’s your birthday, and I must say, あなた certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one 日 get as old as あなた are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging あなた based on every single morsel あなた ingest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget about the past, あなた can’t change it, forget about the future, あなた can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get あなた one!
Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
フレンズ may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
George Carlin 発言しました that. Don’t ask me what it means. あなた wanted something unique for your birthday, あなた got it.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only あなた can feel its warmth. And that’s what あなた feel today. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that あなた don’t die before あなた eat your cake. You’re another 年 older and another 年 wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Most 人気 Birthday Wishes
Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
Happy birthday to you. あなた live in a zoo. あなた look like a monkey. And あなた smell like one too
Happy Birthday! It’s about time あなた start 芝居 like your real age.
Happy birthday to あなた videos
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a 年 closer.
Happy Birthday! あなた look fine for a person who is によって one 年 closer to death.
Happy Birthday! You’re one 年 closer to your death day.
Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine または something.
Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old あなた really are!
Birthday Greeting Cards
Have fun as much as あなた can, but not too much, because あなた are in a vulnerable age.
Have あなた ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok あなた can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.
Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send あなた a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hoping that あなた can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
Hoping あなた dance the night away または at least watch other people dance late into the night, または at least stay awake…
I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.
I wanted to give あなた something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
I was trying to think of what to get あなた for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
I wish あなた all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!
I’m at an age when my back goes out もっと見る than I do.
200 Birthday Wishes
I’m just here for the cake.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old あなた are.
If someone comes up with the idea to call あなた old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
If あなた want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
I’ll always think of あなた as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
あなた must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday
あなた recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost もっと見る than the birthday cake.
あなた think あなた are old? You’re not old… あなた were old last year, this 年 you’re ancient.
あなた think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!
あなた would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
You’re so old when あなた look at your birth certificate it 発言しました expired
You’re a hard person to ショップ for, so I didn’t get あなた anything. Happy birthday.
You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get あなた something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If あなた don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life 発言しました Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….
(written in real small text). You’re not old until あなた can’t read this 書く any more.
You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, あなた old bag!
Come on, don’t be like this. あなた have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because あなた need all your energy to blow out the candles!
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
It’s your birthday, and I must say, あなた certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one 日 get as old as あなた are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging あなた based on every single morsel あなた ingest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget about the past, あなた can’t change it, forget about the future, あなた can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get あなた one!
Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
フレンズ may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
George Carlin 発言しました that. Don’t ask me what it means. あなた wanted something unique for your birthday, あなた got it.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only あなた can feel its warmth. And that’s what あなた feel today. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that あなた don’t die before あなた eat your cake. You’re another 年 older and another 年 wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Most 人気 Birthday Wishes
Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
Happy birthday to you. あなた live in a zoo. あなた look like a monkey. And あなた smell like one too
Happy Birthday! It’s about time あなた start 芝居 like your real age.
Happy birthday to あなた videos
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a 年 closer.
Happy Birthday! あなた look fine for a person who is によって one 年 closer to death.
Happy Birthday! You’re one 年 closer to your death day.
Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine または something.
Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old あなた really are!
Birthday Greeting Cards
Have fun as much as あなた can, but not too much, because あなた are in a vulnerable age.
Have あなた ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok あなた can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.
Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send あなた a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hoping that あなた can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
Hoping あなた dance the night away または at least watch other people dance late into the night, または at least stay awake…
I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.
I wanted to give あなた something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
I was trying to think of what to get あなた for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
I wish あなた all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!
I’m at an age when my back goes out もっと見る than I do.
200 Birthday Wishes
I’m just here for the cake.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old あなた are.
If someone comes up with the idea to call あなた old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
If あなた want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
I’ll always think of あなた as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
あなた must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday
あなた recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost もっと見る than the birthday cake.
あなた think あなた are old? You’re not old… あなた were old last year, this 年 you’re ancient.
あなた think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!
あなた would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
You’re so old when あなた look at your birth certificate it 発言しました expired
You’re a hard person to ショップ for, so I didn’t get あなた anything. Happy birthday.
You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.