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When あなた get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours

You found this page with intentions of locating the 星, つ星 Wars "greek" club.

You would 愛 to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your 尻, お尻 so あなた can be as wise as Yoda

When あなた get into a fight, あなた automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...

If あなた get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.

When あなた spend time watching the 星, つ星 Wars trilogy because あなた think there will be a test on it later.

You パンチ out trekkies who say "Death 星, つ星 my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9"....

My mom fell in 愛 with my dad. But he tricked her. My mom thought he was treating her like a princess. But it was all an act. (I'm going to use fake names in this article). My Mom, Anne, was my dad's hairdresser. My dad, Ron, had just got out of his last marriage. His past wife left him because he was a jerk. He tricked my mom into falling in 愛 with him. He succeeded. They then got married and the new family was made up of my mom, my half brother, and my dad.
A few years later, I was born. Everything was alright until I was three. My dad went on a business trip to New York with my mom....