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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The 次 day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 年 old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If あなた can catch me, あなた can have me."

Without a 秒 thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the 次 four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

i wanna tell あなた something and あなた better listen good here.If there's something あなた really enjoy and あなた have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your ハート, 心 because your ハート, 心 will lead あなた to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage あなた and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage あなた and tell あなた that あなた are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage あなた to follow あなた dreams and will believe in you.They will want あなた to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.


Approximately 1-2% of humans, または about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into ヴァンパイア after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red または blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” または during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

This アヒル, 鴨 walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do あなた have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the アヒル, 鴨 leaves.

The 次 day, the アヒル, 鴨 returns and asks, "Do あなた have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the アヒル, 鴨 leaves.

The 日 after that, the アヒル, 鴨 walks in the store again and asks "Do あなた have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told あなた no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if あなた come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 質問 aloud, ディベート your 回答 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that あなた can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 質問 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...