Spidy-InfinityWar

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for 食
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason あなた have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents によって their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail あなた out of jail and tell あなた what あなた did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin 次 to あなた sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen あなた cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...