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Haha I found it on the internet and I just loved it :)
its short but funny :D


A Really Bad 日
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps 次 to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy あなた another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This 日 is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me....

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the 星, つ星 Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked 次 to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage によって two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was...

Never have I ever….


* Been on a 日付 または in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, フレンズ and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter または seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo または piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked または done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
* Been to ヨーロッパ または Asia
* Been to a public school
* Had Glasses
* Shoplifted
* Took a Driving Test
* Owned a phone with a working number
* Been to a Bar
* Cheered for the New England...