1. “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go ホーム and change”
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted によって aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late あなた are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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