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This ランダム 壁紙 contains ブナ, ブナの木, 葛, クズ, クズバイン, and プエラリア・ロバータ. There might also be イボタノキヘッジ, 当事者ヘッジ, イボタの垣根, 河畔林, 森林, 渓畔林, ベイマツ, ダグラス・ファー, and ダグラスファー.

posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF あなた DON'T PASS THIS ON あなた DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 日 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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-Russia's coastline is 23 000 miles (37 015 kilometers for those who use kilometers), if あなた stretched out all of your blood vessels, it would be 93 00 miles (1 496 69 kilometers)

-In Iceland your last name is your fathers first name and son または duter added to the end. Leif Erikson? Leif Erik's son

-The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the リンカーン Memorial

-In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator

-Karaoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese

-Rhode Island is the smallest state; yet it has...
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posted by rAsberrStrarS
キッス On The Lips-I 愛 You
キッス On The Ear-You Are Special
キッス On The Nose-Laughter
キッス On The Cheek-Friendship
キッス On The Forehead-I Comfort You
キッス On The Neck-I Want You
キッス On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
キッス Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender キッス On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I ロスト あなた
 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there 音楽 videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I 愛 them もっと見る then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I 愛 these two they start out hating each other then become close フレンズ または maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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posted by kitkat709477
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So あなた have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! こんにちは girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did あなた know キス is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken スープ actually makes あなた feel better. 94% of boys would 愛 it if あなた sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your 上, ページのトップへ lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult あなた when they like you! 89% of guys want あなた to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. チョコレート will make あなた feel better! Most...
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are あなた doing?", say, "What are あなた doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the ソファー, ソファ until あなた give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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Ok so me and my friend 愛 the mall but what makes it もっと見る fun are the following

-When your ロスト looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could あなた please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When あなた go into a store adress your friend によって a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if あなた go into one of those store that plays the 音楽 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but あなた and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about ランダム things. like terrorists または something

Have fun with フレンズ at the mall!
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if あなた can try the harmomonica または the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 質問 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 返信 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating または wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: あなた are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are あなた now?

Answer:

If あなた answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. あなた overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 次 質問 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If あなた overtake the last...
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the 花 girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure あなた disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call あなた repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure あなた set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill チョコレート fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid 移動する によって getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All あなた Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's ハート, 心 is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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posted by angy7sdg
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of

the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.




Only in America ......do people order

double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.





Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.





Only in America ......do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the

driveway and put our useless ジャンク in the garage.




Only in America ......do we buy hot イヌ in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.




Only in America ......do we use the...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him あなた met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do あなた listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him によって his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your お気に入り guy[If あなた hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson または some who あなた like ALLOT!]

9. Come ホーム saying あなた found your true...
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Source: tumblr
added by tanyya
によって a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much もっと見る successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why フレッド and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14)...
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added by DulceVida
Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have あなた ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man 次 to me!
I puked on the last person who flew 次 to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would あなた look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....
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