Guyz!!1! Think about this 4 a moment!!!!!!!!1!
Wot if... THaSlimJim never was real??
Wot if he was actually kidnapped によって aliens 1282839 years 前 and replaced our Prez w/ an alien PRETENDING to be the real SlimJim to fool us????????
Wot if they are just waiting for the 日 to take over earth through ThaSlimJim with an army of Slim Jims??/?/?
Wot if ThaSlimJim was behind the whole moon landing???
Wot if we are all figments of imagination created によって slim jims????
Wot if the origin of all weebs was bc of ThaSlimJim?????
Wot if... wot if this entire meme is a lie???!!?
WOT IF THIS ENTIRE 記事 IS A LIE!!!1/??
WOT IF-
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Wot if... THaSlimJim never was real??
Wot if he was actually kidnapped によって aliens 1282839 years 前 and replaced our Prez w/ an alien PRETENDING to be the real SlimJim to fool us????????
Wot if they are just waiting for the 日 to take over earth through ThaSlimJim with an army of Slim Jims??/?/?
Wot if ThaSlimJim was behind the whole moon landing???
Wot if we are all figments of imagination created によって slim jims????
Wot if the origin of all weebs was bc of ThaSlimJim?????
Wot if... wot if this entire meme is a lie???!!?
WOT IF THIS ENTIRE 記事 IS A LIE!!!1/??
WOT IF-
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It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.
He makes a fancy 表示する of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.
He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
によって the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.
He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!
I'm sorry to brag for all of the Sega または Sonic the hedgehog ファン who 愛 Sega's classic game,but I'm excited. When I went to Family Dollar, I saw a Genesis system for $40. Did あなた read that? $40 for a genesis console,but I didn't have enough money. So I went ホーム and bought $4 out of $39, and saw in my receipt; This Saturday on Nov.8, get a product over $25, $5 off. I became excited and told my Stepfather to take me to Family Dollar to buy the Sega Genesis Console $5 off. This means the price will be $35. This gaming console contains 80 sega games on the system. I'm so excited. Got news,brag about it.