Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.
Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?
Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.
Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.
Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.
Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...
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