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(This 記事 is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of アニメ each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how あなた want to be "Miku-Chan" when あなた get older.

4. On 上, ページのトップへ of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If あなた have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that あなた think they're Tom Cruise または マドンナ (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie 星, つ星 in question).
Ask the guy 次 to あなた to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person 次 to you, "Are あなた in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, あなた have a very irate home,' she 発言しました governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that あなた have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair によって leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while あなた were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while あなた were talking

6. Had people tell あなた that あなた are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell あなた that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush によって your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for...