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That moment when あなた have to pee but あなた are comfy and don't want to get up.

added by Moosick

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funny

lol

meme

TROLO, VoicesInMyHead and 6 others like this

zanhar1 xD lol

lanydoodle hahahahaha i always have that feeling!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Torture

posted by LittleOtaku1

Kakuzu: gettin tired?
Hidan: fuck yah...
Kakuzu: dont yawn
Kakuzu: yawn
Hidan: ....
Kakuzu: dont yawn...
Hidan: ..........
Hidan: yawn
Hidan: FUCK!!
Kakuzu: HA!! i knew あなた would yawn!
Hidan: your an asshole. *sticks up middle finger*
Kakuzu: yah, i know.
Kakuzu: and i dont give a shit :D
Hidan: t(-_-t)
Kakuzu: ...

it needs to be longer, so
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If あなた愛 your Darling "mom"..."why u owe to your mom"

posted by scarlet009

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If あなた don't straighten up, I'm going to knock あなた into the middle of 次 week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I 発言しました so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me もっと見る LOGIC .

"If あなた fall out of that スイング and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure...

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Racism is Wrong

posted by milorox18

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But あなた sir, When you're born you're PINK, When あなた grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When あなた go in the sun あなた turn RED, When you're cold あなた turn BLUE, And when あなた die あなた turn PURPLE. And あなた have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...