1.Blood
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain
do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and あなた don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't 公開する but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain
do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and あなた don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't 公開する but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy
just to let あなた know, i didn't write any of these and i'm only posting them cos i saw it and thought it was funny
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. あなた had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope あなた feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset あなた must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't あなた regret
installing Windows 95?
8. あなた totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. あなた had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope あなた feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset あなた must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't あなた regret
installing Windows 95?
8. あなた totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
Yeah,this is the first 記事 I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 年 old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If あなた met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know あなた don't hit when あなた don't get what あなた want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's もっと見る but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what あなた think in コメント please:)
O.K I have a 7 年 old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If あなた met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know あなた don't hit when あなた don't get what あなた want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's もっと見る but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what あなた think in コメント please:)
1. Write a new 記事 on this website
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the としょうかん, ライブラリ
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to 音楽 and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend または two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch フレンズ The TV Series
14. Go on Google and 検索 weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy ランダム people (this could get あなた kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size キャンディー land
28. Paint snow
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the としょうかん, ライブラリ
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to 音楽 and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend または two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch フレンズ The TV Series
14. Go on Google and 検索 weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy ランダム people (this could get あなた kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size キャンディー land
28. Paint snow
