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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do あなた call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...

I saw this elderly gentleman dining によって himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his 日 によって talking to him.

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn't expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then ロスト contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he 発言しました he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California,...

こんにちは there 任天堂 ファン im making a new series based off Nintendos beloved characters from the super Mario series. If あなた are interested click on my プロフィール for もっと見る information. If not then read on maybe あなた will get interested?

ENJOY :D made によって one HUGE 任天堂 ファン (SeeUV3 aka me)

ピンク Yoshi (Main character)

Name: Marry-ann-Hato
Age: 13 1/2 (currently)
日付 of birth: ( 2000,july 7th)
personality : Clumsy,kind,a bit too nice sometimes,blunt ,happy ,lovable

Likes: singing, Dancing,Performing,Drawing
Dislikes: Math,Science,Geography

Power Type: electro porter (power of technology and...