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Red rose

added by fatoshleo

壁紙

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rose

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This ランダム壁紙 contains バラ, バラ色, ローズ, and rosiness. There might also be ブーケ, コサージュ, 花束, 小さな花束, ポーズ, ノーズゲイ, ツバキ, カメリア, 椿, バラ, バラの木, and バラブシ.

yusra89 and ros59 like this

ros59 its random,but beautiful

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My 3rd Name

posted by Jackimo17

As あなた may know, when u make confimation u get an xtra name between ur 2nd and last wuns.

But sumtimes あなた dont.

And I didnt.

And I want wun!

And my mum 発言しました th@ i cood hav wun.

And I dont know what 2 pick, but......

It has 2 b male

It has 2 b after a saint.

I like Ben, but what do あなた think.

The deadline is the 31st (May 2oo9), altho コメント fast cus there mite be sum time diffrence!

And after th@, if I cant pick, I will put it in a pick.

And I dont reely want n old fasiond wun eva, but that is not too important!

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The Man with Three Legs

posted by SylarNight

[[[please note the following: the 2 individuals sex is unknown, even to me, hence why they have names that could be either. But their accents are very Monty Python. Also, "mature humor" is contained. あなた are warned.]]]

Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs!
Logan: What? No 'e don't!
Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look!
Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is--
Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... あなた think 'e 'as a girlfriend?
Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky.
Parker: Lucky または in pain...
Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im,...

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17 Signs your Airline Attendant is Ready to Retire

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

Top 17 Signs Your Airline Attendant is About Ready to Retire

17. Always grumbling about how things were much simpler when Orville and Wilbur ran the business.

16. For dinner, asks, "Ya want the white crap または the yellow crap?"

15. When pointing to the emergency exits, uses nothin' but her middle finger.

14. Occasionally tries to prop-start a 747.

13. Insists on 表示中あなた pictures of her prom 日付 with Bob Dole.

12. Loudly refers to pilot and co-pilot as "Opie" and "The Beav."

11. At the security checkpoint, her hip sets off the metal detector.

10. Replaces in-flight movie...