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1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the 上, ページのトップへ of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.
2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.
3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on ファンタジー Island.
4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.
5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.
6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.
7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.
8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.
9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."
10. I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.
11. I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.
12. I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.
13. I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"
14. I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.
15. I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.
16. I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.
17. I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.
18. I'm so goth I write everything on black paper with a black pen in the dark and can never read what the hell I've written!
19. I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."
20. I'm so goth I make Richard Simmons sad.
21. I'm so goth I steal your Happy Meal.
22. I'm so goth I offered to sell my soul to the devil and he wouldn't take it!
23. I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are あなた so happy about?"
24. I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.
25. I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
26. I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW. What's a smile?
27. I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"
28. I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud あなた in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."
29. I'm so goth I'm a mime.
30. I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain.
31. I'm so goth I'm shocked によって heterosexuality.
32. I'm so goth I set off airport metal detectors from ten feet away with all my jewelry.
33. I'm so goth I'm the only REAL goth.
34. I'm so goth I have rigor mortis whenever I'm with my girlfriend.
35. I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.
36. I'm so goth I killed myself . . . twice.
37. I'm so goth a little rain 雲, クラウド follows me wherever I go and rains on me.
38. I'm so goth I AM the rain cloud.
39. I'm so goth I'm もっと見る goth than anyone else.
40. I'm so goth my diapers were pvc.
41. I'm so goth I got my medulla oblongata pierced.
42. I'm so goth I got my mom pierced.
43. I'm so goth I pierced all my tattoos.
44. I'm so goth it takes me an 時 and a half to get dressed.
45. I'm so goth it takes me longer to get UNdressed.
46. I'm so goth I'm dead.
47. I'm so goth I think electrical tape is a fashion accessory.
48. I'm so goth I carry black 食 dye around in case I have to eat anything that's not black.
49. I'm so goth I look like Michael Jackson.
50. I'm so goth, in preschool, all my drawings were titled, "DEATH."
51. I'm so goth, in high school, all my papers were titled, "DEATH."
52. I'm so goth my mom is a ninja.
53. I'm so goth all ninjas are my mom.
54. I'm so goth, as soon as I was born I put eyeliner on. And I put on too much.
55. I'm so goth I slather on spf 45 before I open the refrigerator.
56. I'm so goth I think ジーザス might have been a vampire.
57. I'm so goth I wore corsets in preschool.
58. I'm so goth I wonder if my dog's 襟, 首輪 would look better on me.
59. I'm so goth I KNOW my dog's 襟, 首輪 looks better on me.
60. I'm so goth I ストール, 盗んだ my dog's collar.
61. I'm so goth, when I was born, I asked for a light for my clove.
62. I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live dangerous.
63. I'm so goth little kids are mesmerized によって my appearance.
64. I'm so goth parents leg their kids when they see them mesmerized によって my appearance.
65. I'me soe gothe ie thinke puttinge e'se one thee endse ofe mye wordse ise medaevale ande deepe.
66. I'm so goth I've been banned.
67. I'm so goth nobody understands me, especially when I say, "the boom boom like shockalocka!!! flibbaflobba!!!"
68. I'm so goth I don't take my medications, so I can be もっと見る goth.
69. I'm so goth, when I was born the doctor slapped me and I didn't cry.
70. I'm so goth I make お花 wilt.
71. I'm so goth I like them better that way.
72. I'm so goth I punched a care bear.
73. I'm so goth I think saying "oh my goth" is cute.
74. I'm so goth, when I smile people ask me what's wrong.
75. I'm so goth little old ladies in walkers クロス the 通り, ストリート to insult me.
76. I'm so goth I keep getting hit on によって necrophiliacs!
77. I'm so goth I rooted for Gargamel.
78. I'm so goth I practice my blank stare in the mirror.
79. I'm so goth I tried to be a hippie once and hugged a tree--and it died.
80. I'm so goth that when I moved into Mr. Roger's neighborhood, he moved away!
81. I'm so goth I pierced both my nipples--does that shock you?--then I went to the genetic engineering lab and had my genetic structure altered to grow another nipple, then I had THAT one pierced.
82. I'm so goth I have carpal tunnel syndrome from constantly putting the back of my hand to my forehead.
83. I'm so goth that whenever I walk into a room, あなた hear "Toccata and fugue in D minor."
84. I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded によって candles & and oh, there's a full moon & and then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again & tragically.
85. I'm so goth I have actually seriously uttered the phrase, "the darkest dark of the dark darkness."
86. I'm so goth I tried to use Cheer . . . it cried.
87. I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.
88. I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.
89. I'm so goth I know what pvc stands for.
90. I'm so goth the people at the suicide hotline have asked me to stop calling.
91. I'm so goth I wear pvc pajamas.
92. I'm so goth I'm catholic.
93. I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look クーラー in black than them.
94. I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn.
95. I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just "goth."
96. I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how goth I am.
97. I'm so goth I always use the word "goth" instead of "got."
98. I'm so goth every sentence I say has the word "goth" in it.
And finally...
99. I'm so goth I'm the only person who understands what goth REALLY is, and I'm not telling you!
1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the 上, ページのトップへ of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.
2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.
3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on ファンタジー Island.
4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.
5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.
6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.
7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.
8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.
9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."
10. I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.
11. I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.
12. I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.
13. I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"
14. I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.
15. I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.
16. I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.
17. I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.
18. I'm so goth I write everything on black paper with a black pen in the dark and can never read what the hell I've written!
19. I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."
20. I'm so goth I make Richard Simmons sad.
21. I'm so goth I steal your Happy Meal.
22. I'm so goth I offered to sell my soul to the devil and he wouldn't take it!
23. I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are あなた so happy about?"
24. I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.
25. I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
26. I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW. What's a smile?
27. I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"
28. I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud あなた in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."
29. I'm so goth I'm a mime.
30. I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain.
31. I'm so goth I'm shocked によって heterosexuality.
32. I'm so goth I set off airport metal detectors from ten feet away with all my jewelry.
33. I'm so goth I'm the only REAL goth.
34. I'm so goth I have rigor mortis whenever I'm with my girlfriend.
35. I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.
36. I'm so goth I killed myself . . . twice.
37. I'm so goth a little rain 雲, クラウド follows me wherever I go and rains on me.
38. I'm so goth I AM the rain cloud.
39. I'm so goth I'm もっと見る goth than anyone else.
40. I'm so goth my diapers were pvc.
41. I'm so goth I got my medulla oblongata pierced.
42. I'm so goth I got my mom pierced.
43. I'm so goth I pierced all my tattoos.
44. I'm so goth it takes me an 時 and a half to get dressed.
45. I'm so goth it takes me longer to get UNdressed.
46. I'm so goth I'm dead.
47. I'm so goth I think electrical tape is a fashion accessory.
48. I'm so goth I carry black 食 dye around in case I have to eat anything that's not black.
49. I'm so goth I look like Michael Jackson.
50. I'm so goth, in preschool, all my drawings were titled, "DEATH."
51. I'm so goth, in high school, all my papers were titled, "DEATH."
52. I'm so goth my mom is a ninja.
53. I'm so goth all ninjas are my mom.
54. I'm so goth, as soon as I was born I put eyeliner on. And I put on too much.
55. I'm so goth I slather on spf 45 before I open the refrigerator.
56. I'm so goth I think ジーザス might have been a vampire.
57. I'm so goth I wore corsets in preschool.
58. I'm so goth I wonder if my dog's 襟, 首輪 would look better on me.
59. I'm so goth I KNOW my dog's 襟, 首輪 looks better on me.
60. I'm so goth I ストール, 盗んだ my dog's collar.
61. I'm so goth, when I was born, I asked for a light for my clove.
62. I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live dangerous.
63. I'm so goth little kids are mesmerized によって my appearance.
64. I'm so goth parents leg their kids when they see them mesmerized によって my appearance.
65. I'me soe gothe ie thinke puttinge e'se one thee endse ofe mye wordse ise medaevale ande deepe.
66. I'm so goth I've been banned.
67. I'm so goth nobody understands me, especially when I say, "the boom boom like shockalocka!!! flibbaflobba!!!"
68. I'm so goth I don't take my medications, so I can be もっと見る goth.
69. I'm so goth, when I was born the doctor slapped me and I didn't cry.
70. I'm so goth I make お花 wilt.
71. I'm so goth I like them better that way.
72. I'm so goth I punched a care bear.
73. I'm so goth I think saying "oh my goth" is cute.
74. I'm so goth, when I smile people ask me what's wrong.
75. I'm so goth little old ladies in walkers クロス the 通り, ストリート to insult me.
76. I'm so goth I keep getting hit on によって necrophiliacs!
77. I'm so goth I rooted for Gargamel.
78. I'm so goth I practice my blank stare in the mirror.
79. I'm so goth I tried to be a hippie once and hugged a tree--and it died.
80. I'm so goth that when I moved into Mr. Roger's neighborhood, he moved away!
81. I'm so goth I pierced both my nipples--does that shock you?--then I went to the genetic engineering lab and had my genetic structure altered to grow another nipple, then I had THAT one pierced.
82. I'm so goth I have carpal tunnel syndrome from constantly putting the back of my hand to my forehead.
83. I'm so goth that whenever I walk into a room, あなた hear "Toccata and fugue in D minor."
84. I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded によって candles & and oh, there's a full moon & and then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again & tragically.
85. I'm so goth I have actually seriously uttered the phrase, "the darkest dark of the dark darkness."
86. I'm so goth I tried to use Cheer . . . it cried.
87. I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.
88. I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.
89. I'm so goth I know what pvc stands for.
90. I'm so goth the people at the suicide hotline have asked me to stop calling.
91. I'm so goth I wear pvc pajamas.
92. I'm so goth I'm catholic.
93. I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look クーラー in black than them.
94. I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn.
95. I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just "goth."
96. I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how goth I am.
97. I'm so goth I always use the word "goth" instead of "got."
98. I'm so goth every sentence I say has the word "goth" in it.
And finally...
99. I'm so goth I'm the only person who understands what goth REALLY is, and I'm not telling you!
Harsh words & violent blows
Hidden secrets nobody knows
Eyes are open, hands are fisted
Deep inside I'm warped & twisted
So many tricks & so many lies
Too many whens & too many whys
Nobody's special, nobody's gifted
I'm just me, warped & twisted
Sleeping awake & choking on a dream
Listening loudly to a silent scream
Call my mind, the number's unlisted
ロスト in someone so warped & twisted
On my knees, alive but dead
Look at the invisible blood I've bled
I'm not gone, my mind has drifted
Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted
Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow
Today's just yesterday's tomorrow
The sun died out, the ashes sifted
I'm still here, warped & twisted
Drifting into empty Space
I have been like that Since saw my Dads evil face.
Hidden secrets nobody knows
Eyes are open, hands are fisted
Deep inside I'm warped & twisted
So many tricks & so many lies
Too many whens & too many whys
Nobody's special, nobody's gifted
I'm just me, warped & twisted
Sleeping awake & choking on a dream
Listening loudly to a silent scream
Call my mind, the number's unlisted
ロスト in someone so warped & twisted
On my knees, alive but dead
Look at the invisible blood I've bled
I'm not gone, my mind has drifted
Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted
Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow
Today's just yesterday's tomorrow
The sun died out, the ashes sifted
I'm still here, warped & twisted
Drifting into empty Space
I have been like that Since saw my Dads evil face.
I know I promised I'd never make あなた cry;
I know it hurts but please dry your eyes.
I will give to あなた whatever あなた need;
A hug, a kiss, just tells me please.
To see あなた cry is a terrible sight;
Just let me 愛 あなた and I'll hold あなた tight.
I'll do anything あなた want to make あなた proud;
I'll climb the highest peak and yell your name aloud.
I 愛 あなた to much to see あなた cry;
Please sweetheart don't say goodbye.
Don't push me away I must stay near;
To gently wipe away your tears.
If we must truly say goodbye;
One もっと見る time just close your eyes.
And let us share one final kiss;
For あなた are the love, I will forever miss.
These all take their toll on healthy hair. After a while, hair loses its shine and volume.
That's why we have a trick for あなた today to put the shine back in your locks using natural products.
The first thing あなた need to do is beat an egg white with two 表, テーブル spoons of 林檎, アップル vinegar. Apply this mix to your hair and let it work for 15 minutes.
Then wash your hair with shampoo and use the conditioner that あなた usually do.
Now あなた are ready for the 次 step. While あなた have the first mix on, boil some water with parsley. Before washing your hair, take out the parsley and let the left over parsley water cool. Bring it with あなた when あなた wash out your hair.
Attention: when あなた wash out the shampoo and the conditioner, then apply the parsley water for one last shine treatment.
Between the egg mix and the parsley, your hair should be truly shiny.
あなた can do this treatment whenever あなた want, because it does not damage your hair.
Going thru the snow,
on a pair of broken skii's,
jumpin over houses!
And bashing into trees!
The snow is bloody-red,
Santa's almost dead!
Cuz a little racoon took his gun
and shot 'em in the head!
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on a pair of broken skii's,
jumpin over houses!
And bashing into trees!
The snow is bloody-red,
Santa's almost dead!
Cuz a little racoon took his gun
and shot 'em in the head!
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