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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a サークル, 円 that had its two sides gently compressed によって a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a 火災, 火 hydrant.

8. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real アヒル, 鴨 that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine または something.

9. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

10. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

11. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.

12. The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

13. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

14. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like パンツ in a dryer without Cling Free.

15. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at asolar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

16. Long separated によって cruel fate, the star-crossed 恋愛中 raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

17. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

18. The little ボート gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

19. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

20. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when あなた fry them in hot grease.

21. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.

22. He fell for her like his ハート, 心 was a mob informant and she was the East River.

23. Even in his last years, Grand pappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

24. He felt like he was being hunted down like a dog, in a place that hunts dogs, I suppose.

25. She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword.

26. She walked into my office like a 百足, ムカデ with 98 missing legs.

27. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

28. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind あなた get from not eating for a while.

29. “Oh, Jason, take me!” she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night.

30. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after あなた accidentally staple it to the wall.

31. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

32. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

33. The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

34. Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.

35. Her 日付 was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”

36. The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

37. The red brick ウォール was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

38. She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever あなた banged the door open again.

39. Her pants fit her like a glove, well, maybe もっと見る like a mitten, actually.

40. Fishing is like waiting for something that does not happen very often.

41. They were as good フレンズ as the people on “Friends.”

42. Oooo, he smells bad, she thought, as bad as Calvin Klein’s Obsession would smell if it were called Enema and was made from spoiled Spamburgers instead of natural floral fragrances.

43. The ナイフ was as sharp as the tone used によって Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tex.) in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill.) in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the impeachment of President William Jefferson Clinton.

44. He was as bald as one of the Three Stooges, either Curly または Larry, あなた know, the one who goes woo woo woo.

45. The sardines were packed as tight as the coach section of a 747.

46. Her eyes were shining like two marbles that someone dropped in mucus and then held up to catch the light.

47. The baseball player stepped out of the box and spit like a 噴水 statue of a Greek god that scratches itself a lot and spits brown, rusty tobacco water and refuses to sign autographs for all the little Greek kids unless they pay him lots of drachmas.

48. I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit または something, but I don’t speak German. Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your パン bags. I don’t know the name for those either.

49. She was as unhappy as when someone puts your cake out in the rain, and all the sweet green icing flows down and then あなた lose the recipe, and on 上, ページのトップへ of that あなた can’t sing worth a damn.

50. Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell バター from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.

51. It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.

52. Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung によって mistake.

53. あなた know how in “Rocky” he prepares for the fight によって punching sides of raw beef? Well, yesterday it was as cold as that meat locker he was in.

54. The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric ファン set on medium.

55. Her lips were red and full, like tubes of blood drawn によって an inattentive phlebotomist.

56. The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black.
あなた know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do あなた recall
The most famous reindeer of all

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if あなた ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy クリスマス Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't あなた guide my sleigh tonight

Then how all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nose Reindeer
You'll go down in history

Rudolph the...
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rimson, Crimson, Crimson ヘルメット of V3
Double Typhoon, the ベルト of Life
The wind-wheels of Strength and Technique spin
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood screams with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my strength
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

Blue, Blue, Blue Bike of V3
Hurricane Jump a flying machine
The wheels and wings defeat monsters
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood burns with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my life
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice

White, White, White Muffler of V3
Twin wings that soar in the sky
Justice and 愛 protect the world
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood agitates with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my body
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice
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ROY AND MARTH VER.
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Hold on to me, 愛
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I 愛 あなた and I'm not afraid, oh

Can あなた hear me?
Can あなた feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of あなた
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow 木, ツリー
(Come and find me)

I know あなた hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of あなた
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell あなた about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed によって many ランダム ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products または apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined によって an idiot that 投稿されました a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would あなた do something like that?

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 Cody Leach
Cody Leach
Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..


THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's 全体, 全体的です prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's もっと見る serious scenes..
* The shows 全体, 全体的です qulity. あなた can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* あなた can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...
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I do think that あなた probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add もっと見る to the 一覧 when I find もっと見る sites I think あなた should probably avoid. So if anyone sends あなた リンク to the following sites, あなた have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad によって the name of the URL but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS あなた ARE A SICKO I ADVISE あなた NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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1. エンジェル Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying または you'll get some action faster than a pit ブル on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all あなた want even if she is the kind who will out chug あなた in ビール and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names あなた never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth または dare Questions

Truth または dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth または dare questions, which will help あなた to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream あなた have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality または feature あなた would like to change about yourself?

Do あなた have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend または boyfriend's friend?

Do あなた think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 愛 flirts.
3. A guy can like あなた for a minute, and then forget あなた afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are あなた doing something?" または "Have あなた eaten already?" are the first usual 質問 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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