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1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his フレンズ good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks または anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same 音楽 as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff または make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. lol JK JK JK (Thats just me)
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10. ON VACATION: Who would あなた most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told あなた "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have あなた now wasted your time and money, but あなた can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.


9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.

8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged...
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I'm putting two funny 記事 together in one, hope あなた enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I 愛 deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would あなた know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what あなた need, and I'll tell you...
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1) I can't reach my license unless あなた hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't あなた the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, あなた must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are あなた Andy または Barney?

6) I thought あなた had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do あなた know why あなた pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your ブリーフケース または purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person 次 to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
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