ランダム Article: This Is The FREAKIEST DREAM EVER!!!

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posted by AngelVicki427

Ok, here is the dream I had a couple of nights ago.
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I was in this picnic area, I don't really remember. So, there was this red headed lady and my grandma sitting at a picnic table, laughing. I came over. They were all hi hi and stuff. Then, this guy in a panda くま, クマ costume ran over. It wasn't a cute panda. He had a huge nose. No mouth and beady little eyes. FREAKY!
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RED HAIRED LADY: Did u ever want 2 hug a panda bear?
ME: Well, um, that's random
LADY: Your grandma told me that u like animals, so hug this panda
ME: Ok, whatever
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I hugged that panda. Then he squeezed me tighter, and tighter, until I couldn't breathe! I kicked that くま, クマ in the shin, hard. He jumped and started screaming.
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LADY: Take off your head... well not your head... the panda head.
ME: Yeah. U were hurting me
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He tried to take off the head, but it didn't come off. He grabbed me.
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ME: Hey! Let go of me!
LADY: Let go!
GRANDMA: Stop that panda!
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I kicked him while he was running, in the shin again. He ran and ran after me.
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IN MY BED:
No, no, let go! Let go u stupid panda!
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I told my family the story. Grandma 発言しました I have 2 stop having sugar before I go 2 bed. She 発言しました I get hyper and my mind gets all crazy while I am trying to sleep.
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I don't really like パンダ that much any more. LOL
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Chibi-Chipette, deathding and 5 others like this

iloveduncan6 lol!

green6244 LOL. That uis freaky... u prob should avoid pandas tho... p.s.: yes! first to answer!

KarlaCena LOL!! that must have been scary!!

yumiat LOL! Advice: Avoid bamboo forests in china!!

Me_Iz_Here I had a dream where people from PLL got married in my math classroom and the girl was wearing my outfit.......

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ABC's of ex girlfriends

posted by JoannaVonDoom

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for あなたあなた twit she was only after your money and could have 与えられた a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

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So did あなた know..?

posted by BlackSunshine

lol I found this on the internet.

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If あなた yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, あなた would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If あなた fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's もっと見る like it)

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my 次 life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

4. Banging your head against a ウォール uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

5. Humans...

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How to make people feel uncomfortable

posted by invadercalliope

Ok let me tell あなた 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy

1)Put your arm around a person あなた don't know

2)Then twirl another ランダム persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a ランダム persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 歌う the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and 表示する them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a ランダム person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!

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Whoahhhh ! Randommmmmmm !

posted by Mallory101

1. If あなた are right handed, あなた will tend to chew your 食 on your right side. If あなた are left handed, あなた will tend to chew your 食 on your left side.

2. If あなた stop getting thirsty, あなた need to drink もっと見る water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep あなた from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz モットー is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best または nothing”.

6. The タイタニック was the first ship to use the SOS signal....

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52 ? クイズ i took plz read

posted by 789703011

1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
home

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like あなた back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes あなた happy?
pizza

9.Who was the last person あなた cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If あなた could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this クイズ

11. If あなた MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all day...

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ヘタリア

added by SymmaGirl2

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Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady....

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Billboards 上, ページのトップへ 100 Artist of 2010

posted by lexie2635

1
LADY GAGA

2
TAYLOR SWIFT

3
EMINEM

4
LADY ANTEBELLUM

5
KE$HA

6
USHER

7
THE BLACK EYED PEAS

8
JUSTIN BIEBER

9
RIHANNA

10
DRAKE

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KATY PERRY

12
SUSAN BOYLE

13
JASON DERULO

14
B.O.B

15
TAIO CRUZ

16
TRAIN

17
LUDACRIS

18
TREY SONGZ

19
MICHAEL BUBLE

20
LIL WAYNE

21
ALICIA KEYS

22
BRUNO MARS

23
CARRIE UNDERWOOD

24
MILEY CYRUS

25
ZAC BROWN BAND

26
JAY-Z

27
ADAM LAMBERT

28
MICHAEL JACKSON

29
YOUNG MONEY

30
ANDREA BOCELLI

31
IYAZ

32
OWL CITY

33
JOHN MAYER

34
MIKE POSNER

35
NICKI MINAJ

36

JASON ALDEAN

37
GLEE CAST

38
JAY SEAN

39
SELENA GOMEZ

40
MIRANDA LAMBERT

41
THE SCRIPT

42
TIMBALAND

43
ONEREPUBLIC

44
SNOOP DOGG

45
DAVID GUETTA

46
SADE

47
SUGARLAND

48
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS...

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Original song, called Need You.

posted by cute20k

Hey, I got bored and was flipping through some papers, and I saw where I started to write this song. So I edited what was there and tried to fix it up some and added the rest. It was just for fun. Hope あなた like it.

Need You

INTRO:
(Hey こんにちは Hey)
Hear what I say
I need あなた I want you
(Come closer)

And, and
Oh I know, oh
Theres, theres もっと見る to life.
Than waiting, for あなた to realize.
(What あなた need, its right in front of your eyes)
But really, its all I wanna do.
Just be with you, be with you

&& I sit here
With my head hung low
And the phone in my lap.
I sit here
Wait for あなた to call back
(But あなた never...