ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The タコス Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: あなた are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET あなた FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: あなた 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought あなた picked a 日 out of a hat for that または something.

ME: キャンディー 日 is when I say it is キャンディー Day. It's when I say it is キャンディー Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not that time.

ME: あなた thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---

CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.

ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.

CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.

ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.

CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.

ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas フレンズ to help celebrate it.

CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through ハロウィン without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.

ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.

CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes あなた have been in today.

ME: Midget 日 Parade.

CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.

ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....

CONSCIENCE: Were あなた gonna finish that thought.

ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess あなた were talking to me.

CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could あなた possibly have to offer me?

ME: A song.

CONSCIENCE: あなた can't sing. あなた can barley form a coheiret sentence.

ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.

CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, あなた 表示する me what あなた got!

ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫

CONSCIENCE: More....

ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town

Of fifty folks または so but monsters were around

A Million years 前 but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day

On every other night they never made a sound, when the 歌う birds went quiet and the Sun went down

Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''

Never wait a moment when あなた share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above

But what あなた feel inside is not just 愛 persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day

So give a little gift to everyone あなた knew and If あなた had a かぼちゃ, カボチャ they might like that too

And although あなた may scare them, they won't go away, because we all 愛 on Ghostmas Daaaay♫

CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING

ME: あなた have no holiday spirit.