"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do あなた want?" "I'm calling to レポート my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank あなた very much for the call, sir." The 次 day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your 読書 my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even 読書 this.
4. あなた didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did あなた notice I skipped number three.
7. あなた don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that あなた silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then あなた realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But あなた remember that a fact is something that can be proven right または wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. あなた wish あなた never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch あなた with the missing number this time. または did I?
14. あなた wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 読書 powers amaze you.
16. あなた totally forgot I was only supposed to tell あなた ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even 読書 this.
4. あなた didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did あなた notice I skipped number three.
7. あなた don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that あなた silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then あなた realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But あなた remember that a fact is something that can be proven right または wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. あなた wish あなた never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch あなた with the missing number this time. または did I?
14. あなた wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind 読書 powers amaze you.
16. あなた totally forgot I was only supposed to tell あなた ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 歌う in a row, then あなた sneeze and あなた fall down. Did あなた ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - あなた used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how あなた knew あなた had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - あなた know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 歌う in a row, then あなた sneeze and あなた fall down. Did あなた ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - あなた used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how あなた knew あなた had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - あなた know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!
Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!
One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.
When he saw the coast was clear,
Once もっと見る at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure によって now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!