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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as あなた are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let あなた see us cry, unless we want あなた to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if あなた are interested. But we will later deny it または make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot または sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for あなた (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if あなた don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but あなた know...I think I like あなた in jeans better'

7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other または get アドバイス on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught によって ourselves with あなた because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves

8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else

9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until あなた prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)

10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls

11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having あなた 表示する us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot 尻, お尻 girlfriend! Aren't あなた jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl

12) Nicknames like "Babe, または darling" are 安全, 安全です to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess または Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking あなた are calling them to innocent または incapable of taking care of themselves.

13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just 愛 to be called

14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell あなた that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" または "I 愛 you". If あなた think they like you, there is a good chance they do.

15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up あなた in the hall and asks "Do あなた like Ashley?"

もっと見る often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask あなた because she is to shy to ask あなた herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now あなた are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at あなた in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if あなた already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that あなた like Ashley. Take a chance.

16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.

17) Girls 愛 to feel special, even though they might not 表示する it

18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless あなた tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if あなた are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...

19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.

20) Girls 愛 it when a guy pulls them close によって the waist

21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how

22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be 表示中 too much

23) A キッス on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON

24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration

25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever

26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.

27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't 表示する it.

28) When a girl is upset and wants あなた to listen, she wants あなた to listen. She doesn't need あなた to fix it または tell her how to. She just wants あなた to listen.

29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if あなた pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And もっと見る likely than not, it will endear them to あなた もっと見る than anything else.

30) Girls 愛 it when guys say their name

31) Girls 愛 confidence

32) When a girl cooks for you, あなた know あなた mean a lot to her

33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony

34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to あなた as much as あなた enjoy listening.

35) Saying something sweet might get あなた off the hook; doing something sweet will always get あなた off the hook.

36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

37) No matter what あなた say, your ex-girlfriend is a 鍬 to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.

38) We are self-conscious によって nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if あなた think it is cool to burp, fart, または emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell あなた it is.

40) As far as あなた are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless あなた make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when あなた wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think あなた should wear that もっと見る often"

41) Whatever あなた do, don't just 表示する up at our house unexpected または at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like あなた do. And no matter how much あなた would like to see that, we will likely never talk to あなた again

42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and あなた will be dirt.

43) We want あなた to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your 尻, お尻 at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want あなた to be too obvious.

44) We enjoy being kissed によって あなた in front of your friends. It makes us feel like あなた care a lot about us.

45) あなた don't have PMS; so don't act like あなた know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me あなた never will.

46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing

47) We don't want あなた to say あなた 愛 us if あなた don't mean it

48) We 愛 it when あなた make eye contact with us while we talk.

49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)

50) If あなた ask a girl out directly, もっと見る likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know あなた better and get to like あなた even more.

51) Most girls 愛 it when guys ask them for advice.

52) Girls like it when あなた tell us what あなた are thinking, even if あなた don't understand it yourself

53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When あなた have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, あなた have a lot もっと見る responsibility, privilege and control than あなた would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be ロスト in a nanosecond

54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. あなた don't have to hang on our every word または give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If あなた don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, または worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.

55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit あなた far もっと見る to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does

56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then あなた do あなた earn us. We not some trophy あなた can earn,put on a shelf and admire. あなた have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)

57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!

58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.

59)The woman in your life needs to hear how あなた feel about her, and often. Tell her now

60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.
hi, i'm kairi. i felt bored and just decided to give up my acquired knowledge for those of あなた who need a little help with being もっと見る 人気 on fanpop/ are bored and just feel like 読書 something.

1. consider something someone might want to take part in. some of the most 人気 回答 have to do with games または something of the sort. this is because they sound interesting to a fan, so they'll click it.

2. ask the ファン about themself. people like talking about themselves and sharing interesting stories, it's human nature.

3. think about what you're asking. think about the subject's popularity....
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EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the バッジ lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people 書く this way if he/she had dyslexia または someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet または if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...
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1. Always have kindness with you. If あなた have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your フレンズ have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who あなた are または what they think あなた are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights または bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're フレンズ are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This 花 should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE あなた ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


あなた can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
--------------------------------------------------
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
posted by BeautysOverated
 :)
:)
1.    Run to the 上, ページのトップへ of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a キャメル, ラクダ in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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posted by cute20k
Do あなた have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause あなた to spit and ask あなた not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. あなた fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. あなた blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All 日 long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...
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posted by invadercalliope
These 名言・格言 are 名言・格言 with differnt meanings of フェレット または just the animal.
“If a フェレット bites あなた it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the 閲覧数 are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, あなた can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to フェレット it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and フェレット it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow あなた own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and 表示する him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got ホーム to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...
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posted by invadercalliope
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If あなた feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
move move
Can あなた feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
You never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me 愛 you
everyday
So long あなた let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Why not smile? あなた can always find a reason to smile, believe it または not. あなた can say that your life is the worst, あなた can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet あなた anything, that if あなた let yourself search, あなた can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, あなた can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but あなた don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...
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(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...


I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN 愛 WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I 愛 you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i 愛 bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way あなた are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl あなた need to shave

and when あなた smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her ホーム because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their 質問 with questions

Ask if あなた they can put 食 color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about ピザ maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a コメント about his abs.

Ask if the ピザ has had its shots

Ask if the ピザ is organically grown

Ask if them for a free 日付 with one of the staff if あなた make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys または emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and あなた don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do あなた use these emotions または others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) キッス
-See もっと見る emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. または be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat 食 that can make あなた sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda または crush
4) gety near load stuff または equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late 時
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms 通り, ストリート orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make あなた hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what あなた did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
上, ページのトップへ 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time あなた wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say あなた don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite または scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with フレンズ that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a ナイフ of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, あなた don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a ベース Pro ショップ または anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift ショップ and destroy everything...
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