Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the 上, ページのトップへ of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long 日 of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill 発言しました to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task によって concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped 歌う and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the 花 girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure あなた disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call あなた repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure あなた set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill チョコレート fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid 移動する によって getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the 花 girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure あなた disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call あなた repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure あなた set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill チョコレート fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid 移動する によって getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. プリン Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the アニメ she's hyper, active and has the best 愛 interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.
19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, ロスト the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured によって the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the ディズニー princess naive,...
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19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, ロスト the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured によって the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the ディズニー princess naive,...
#9 Have one of your フレンズ hit あなた on the back and spit out a piece of white gum または a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until あなた have $20 または more.
#7 If あなた have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do 赤ちゃん come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob または 音楽 videos.
#4 Go around 歌う the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
