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posted by lexie2635
WARNING: SHORT CHAPTER

Alice POV:

Dear Charlie,

My name is Alice Green. I’m 17 years old. I’m a junior at Forks High school. I live in Forks, Washington. English is my お気に入り class. I 愛 サッカー and football. I play サッカー all the time. My お気に入り color is blue. I don’t like the color yellow. I drive a black Jeep. I 愛 to read and watch movies. And I even like Broadway musicals. Well that’s pretty much it.

Your Pen Pal,

Alice Green

Charlie's POV

Dear Alice,

My name is Charlie Patterson. . I’m 17 years old. I’m a junior at LaSalle High school. I live in London, England. English is my お気に入り class. I 愛 サッカー and football. I play サッカー all the time. My お気に入り color is blue. I don’t like the color yellow. I drive a black Mercedes Benz. I 愛 to read and watch movies. And I even like Broadway musicals. Well that’s pretty much it.

Your Pen Pal,

Charlie Patterson
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posted by Omigosh122
Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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Source: wallcoo.net
posted by milorox18
1. When あなた get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend あなた are deaf.

4. If he asks if あなた knew how fast あなた were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if あなた can see his gun.

6. When he says あなた aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him によって his first name.

11. Pretend あなた are gay...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All あなた Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's ハート, 心 is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. あなた are going to fail the class completely no matter what あなた get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 質問 aloud, ディベート your 回答 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure あなた can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five 分 into it, loudly say to the...
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posted by slytherin360
Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of あなた just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your ブリーフケース または purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name タグ to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...
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Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have あなた ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man 次 to me!
I puked on the last person who flew 次 to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would あなた look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....
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Source: made によって SylarNight
added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
added by PoddoChan
Source: The Internet....AGAIN :)
added by PoddoChan
Source: DeviantART.com and The Internet
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Source: My own 写真
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added by Rodz
Source: google.com
added by ay3
Source: my Google skillz
Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person 次 to あなた if they know how to tap into top-secret 五角形, 米国防総省 files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the 削除 key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever あなた hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard によって reaching over, saying "Excuse...
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posted by pollyloveshouse
 Just plaln annoying!!
Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some もっと見る that I came up with too, hope あなた enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to 検索 the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...
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video
This is How Miss Teen South Carolina 回答 her thought-provoking question. Why do we give people like the タイトル of 'Miss USA'? I for one do not want her representing our country.....
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miss teen usa
south carolina
really stupid people
funny