1) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.
2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.
3) Improvise Italian operas.
4) Gossip about someone to their face.
5) Answer every 質問 with a question.
6) Repeat yourself constantly.
7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.
Cool Repeat yourself constantly.
9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.
10) Repeat yourself constantly.
11) Change what あなた repeat every now and then.
12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.
13) Change what あなた repeat every now and then.
14) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.
15) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.
16) Change what あなた repeat every now and then.
17) One word: Caffeine.
1Cool Another word または two: Caffeine and Sugar.
19) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.
20) Using non-existent words like George ブッシュ would.
21) Change what あなた repeat again.
22) Speak in rapid Spanish.
23) Pretend not to know about the rule of personal space.
24) When doing number 23, pretend to have a heavy nose cold causing あなた to breathe heavily through your mouth. Sneeze occasionally.
25) Change what あなた repeat again.
26) あなた are better than everybody else. Let them know so.
27) Rudely correct everybody's grammar.
2Cool Don't proper grammar use while あなた are correcting them.
29) Pretend to be drunk.
30) Groom yourself while standing backwards (towards everybody) in an elevator.
31) Change what あなた repeat again.
32) Pretend your name is Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-Smith, and don't answer to anything else.
33) Call everybody あなた know Bob または Georgia. Bob for girls, Georgia for boys.
34) Fine people for stupid things, like being too popular, または having to many teeth.
35) Change what あなた repeat again.
36) For those who wish to annoy, riddles is that in which あなた should speak.
37) Lick your lips constantly, 芝居 as if doing so is pleasurable.
3Cool Pretend to be high.
39) Become severely narcoleptic in the middle of a conversazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
40) Change what あなた repeat again.
41) あなた ARE the lord of the dance. Never forget that.
42) Speak in Gaelic.
43) Blink rapidly and constantly.
44) Scratch yourself constantly. I am not saying where.
45) Strut.
46) Start repeating what あなた say as soon as あなた say it.
47) Start repeating what あなた say as soon as あなた say it.
4Cool Become "The Masked Wedgie Giver."
49) Spend all 日 at a fast 食 restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
50) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
51) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person.''
52) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''
53) When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often あなた should walk it.
54) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ''I hope I fixed it this time.''
55) Beep when a large person backs up.
56) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men.''
57) Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance''
5Cool Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
59) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
60) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.
61) Insist that someone accompany あなた to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
62) Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory によって randomly breaking out into song in public.
63) Have this 一覧 printed on a T-shirt and write above it "Check 一覧 for Today." Don't let anybody forget that あなた have it on.
2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.
3) Improvise Italian operas.
4) Gossip about someone to their face.
5) Answer every 質問 with a question.
6) Repeat yourself constantly.
7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.
Cool Repeat yourself constantly.
9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.
10) Repeat yourself constantly.
11) Change what あなた repeat every now and then.
12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.
13) Change what あなた repeat every now and then.
14) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.
15) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.
16) Change what あなた repeat every now and then.
17) One word: Caffeine.
1Cool Another word または two: Caffeine and Sugar.
19) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.
20) Using non-existent words like George ブッシュ would.
21) Change what あなた repeat again.
22) Speak in rapid Spanish.
23) Pretend not to know about the rule of personal space.
24) When doing number 23, pretend to have a heavy nose cold causing あなた to breathe heavily through your mouth. Sneeze occasionally.
25) Change what あなた repeat again.
26) あなた are better than everybody else. Let them know so.
27) Rudely correct everybody's grammar.
2Cool Don't proper grammar use while あなた are correcting them.
29) Pretend to be drunk.
30) Groom yourself while standing backwards (towards everybody) in an elevator.
31) Change what あなた repeat again.
32) Pretend your name is Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-Smith, and don't answer to anything else.
33) Call everybody あなた know Bob または Georgia. Bob for girls, Georgia for boys.
34) Fine people for stupid things, like being too popular, または having to many teeth.
35) Change what あなた repeat again.
36) For those who wish to annoy, riddles is that in which あなた should speak.
37) Lick your lips constantly, 芝居 as if doing so is pleasurable.
3Cool Pretend to be high.
39) Become severely narcoleptic in the middle of a conversazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
40) Change what あなた repeat again.
41) あなた ARE the lord of the dance. Never forget that.
42) Speak in Gaelic.
43) Blink rapidly and constantly.
44) Scratch yourself constantly. I am not saying where.
45) Strut.
46) Start repeating what あなた say as soon as あなた say it.
47) Start repeating what あなた say as soon as あなた say it.
4Cool Become "The Masked Wedgie Giver."
49) Spend all 日 at a fast 食 restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
50) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
51) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person.''
52) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''
53) When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often あなた should walk it.
54) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ''I hope I fixed it this time.''
55) Beep when a large person backs up.
56) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men.''
57) Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance''
5Cool Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
59) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
60) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.
61) Insist that someone accompany あなた to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
62) Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory によって randomly breaking out into song in public.
63) Have this 一覧 printed on a T-shirt and write above it "Check 一覧 for Today." Don't let anybody forget that あなた have it on.
WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me あなた 愛 me.
Girl:I 愛 you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can あなた take off my ヘルメット and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the 次 day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his ヘルメット so that she would live even if he died.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me あなた 愛 me.
Girl:I 愛 you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can あなた take off my ヘルメット and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the 次 day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his ヘルメット so that she would live even if he died.