Chapter 2—A New Day…A New Chapter
Right 次 to the right one…what if あなた are, and あなた just don’t know it? または あなた know it, and they don’t? That’s quite a pickle…why do they say that? Why is it a pickle? Why not say “oh, that’s quite a scone!” または “what a クランベリー muffin!” ah…so confusing. So I think that if あなた are going on a bike ride あなた don’t need to wear a helmet, あなた just need to wear one of those big hard headbands. That’s because I was riding in this really short car down a bumpy road and I hit my head on the ceiling. But it didn’t hurt. あなた wanna know why? Because I was wearing a big fat hard headband. Maybe that’s why people started wearing those. Maybe someone had on a bike ヘルメット and the front and back got cut off, and it was just a hard strip. And then that strip happened to look very good on that person, and so they just kept it around for everyday use. And then someone saw them with it and cut up their own bike helmets and just wore the headbands instead. But then, over time, people forgot the safety features of these headbands and just started wearing them for fashion and fun, and someone reinvented the bike helmet, because people were not wearing their headbands while riding their bikes, and were getting their skulls cracked open. And then the rules were made that あなた have to wear your ヘルメット when あなた ride your bike, so nobody was メリダとおそろしの森 enough to bring back the headband helmets. And there あなた have it, the story of how helmets were turned into headbands and back again. Bing! I need a brain implant. I think that instead of breast implants and nose jobs and lip puffer-upper thingies they should offer brain implants. They would make so much もっと見る money on brain implants than on any of other things because もっと見る people are stupid and need brain implants. I would definitely get one if they were offered. I really need a calculator implanted into my brain, and soon too, I have finals 次 week. But if brain implants were available the math teachers would probably forbid them または something, so i don’t know if that would be a very good idea anyways…oh well, it was a good idea when it came to mind…ha-ha and it would still be nice… oh well. あなた can’t have everything except for those smiley faces are really happy lookingthey make me warm and fuzzy inside! What if あなた actually got warm and fuzzy inside whenever あなた 発言しました that? Like your insides started boiling and sprouted little fuzzy hairs like a baby chickens または whatever. That’s kinda gross if あなた think about it. It’s also gross if あなた don’t think about it. あなた know what? It’s just gross. Period…times 2…+4…period.haha how’s that for a . ? I just wish it didn’t have that gigantic 宇宙 up there . . . oh well. That’s what あなた get when あなた want to make a point with your big .’S. あなた know what I like? Those big giant tortilla chip thingies. あなた know the big and round yellow things that taste like regular tortilla chips, but are really, really big? Actually, I don’t know if あなた do know. . . im just assuming that あなた know what im talking about, which I should probably never do, cos I hardly ever make much sense about anything. I also don’t make cents. Im totally broke. I wish I made cents. . . but I can’t find a way of doing that without actually working. . . so I guess I’ll just stay broke for a while until my birthday. It’s in a couple of months, I’ll get によって on begging till then. Maybe I’ll start right now. I’ll be back later, im heading for the streets! Okay, so the streets (my driveway) wasn’t working. Turns out rich people don’t come down to the end of Driven Trail very much at 5:00 on a Wednesday…well, I didn’t expect very much もっと見る than a couple of birds and maybe a リス または two. And they don’t carry any money on them, cos they don’t have pockets. What if they did have pockets? It would be really funny to see a 四十雀, チョコレート または a リス running around in the mud in a little dress または mini, miniscule little jeans and a jacket! And they could have pockets just big enough to stuff a folded up twenty in there. Only the pockets would like take up the entire シャツ if they were that big… oh well. Maybe I’ll make some little teeny clothes and lay them out on the porch and see if they’re gone in the morning. Only if they are gone, it probably means that my イヌ ate them… oh well, at least their stomachs will be warm! あなた cannot have a cold stomach. If your stomach was cold all the chewed up 食 would just freeze into a big mushy gross looking ice cube. And it would just stay in there forever. I wonder if that’s why ヴァンパイア can’t eat regular food. Their skin is so cold that any 食 they ate would just freeze into lumpy brown ice. Wow, that explains a lot! It’s funny how much あなた can learn while just rambling on and on like im doing now! I think that when あなた think あなた don’t think of as many good ideas, don’t あなた think so? When you’re thinking you’re actually thinking about something, so there’s no room in your brain for new もっと見る interesting ideas. If you’re not thinking about anything in particular, and just 書く down anything that comes into your mind a lot of very interesting educational stuff comes into your mind. Like about the cold stomachs and the song slugs and the headband helmets and stuff. Ah, the things the brain comes up with! Fascinating, fascinating! I could spend all 日 talking about it (don’t get scared, I won’t).
haha! there あなた go! the 秒 installment of my awesome book!
Right 次 to the right one…what if あなた are, and あなた just don’t know it? または あなた know it, and they don’t? That’s quite a pickle…why do they say that? Why is it a pickle? Why not say “oh, that’s quite a scone!” または “what a クランベリー muffin!” ah…so confusing. So I think that if あなた are going on a bike ride あなた don’t need to wear a helmet, あなた just need to wear one of those big hard headbands. That’s because I was riding in this really short car down a bumpy road and I hit my head on the ceiling. But it didn’t hurt. あなた wanna know why? Because I was wearing a big fat hard headband. Maybe that’s why people started wearing those. Maybe someone had on a bike ヘルメット and the front and back got cut off, and it was just a hard strip. And then that strip happened to look very good on that person, and so they just kept it around for everyday use. And then someone saw them with it and cut up their own bike helmets and just wore the headbands instead. But then, over time, people forgot the safety features of these headbands and just started wearing them for fashion and fun, and someone reinvented the bike helmet, because people were not wearing their headbands while riding their bikes, and were getting their skulls cracked open. And then the rules were made that あなた have to wear your ヘルメット when あなた ride your bike, so nobody was メリダとおそろしの森 enough to bring back the headband helmets. And there あなた have it, the story of how helmets were turned into headbands and back again. Bing! I need a brain implant. I think that instead of breast implants and nose jobs and lip puffer-upper thingies they should offer brain implants. They would make so much もっと見る money on brain implants than on any of other things because もっと見る people are stupid and need brain implants. I would definitely get one if they were offered. I really need a calculator implanted into my brain, and soon too, I have finals 次 week. But if brain implants were available the math teachers would probably forbid them または something, so i don’t know if that would be a very good idea anyways…oh well, it was a good idea when it came to mind…ha-ha and it would still be nice… oh well. あなた can’t have everything except for those smiley faces are really happy lookingthey make me warm and fuzzy inside! What if あなた actually got warm and fuzzy inside whenever あなた 発言しました that? Like your insides started boiling and sprouted little fuzzy hairs like a baby chickens または whatever. That’s kinda gross if あなた think about it. It’s also gross if あなた don’t think about it. あなた know what? It’s just gross. Period…times 2…+4…period.haha how’s that for a . ? I just wish it didn’t have that gigantic 宇宙 up there . . . oh well. That’s what あなた get when あなた want to make a point with your big .’S. あなた know what I like? Those big giant tortilla chip thingies. あなた know the big and round yellow things that taste like regular tortilla chips, but are really, really big? Actually, I don’t know if あなた do know. . . im just assuming that あなた know what im talking about, which I should probably never do, cos I hardly ever make much sense about anything. I also don’t make cents. Im totally broke. I wish I made cents. . . but I can’t find a way of doing that without actually working. . . so I guess I’ll just stay broke for a while until my birthday. It’s in a couple of months, I’ll get によって on begging till then. Maybe I’ll start right now. I’ll be back later, im heading for the streets! Okay, so the streets (my driveway) wasn’t working. Turns out rich people don’t come down to the end of Driven Trail very much at 5:00 on a Wednesday…well, I didn’t expect very much もっと見る than a couple of birds and maybe a リス または two. And they don’t carry any money on them, cos they don’t have pockets. What if they did have pockets? It would be really funny to see a 四十雀, チョコレート または a リス running around in the mud in a little dress または mini, miniscule little jeans and a jacket! And they could have pockets just big enough to stuff a folded up twenty in there. Only the pockets would like take up the entire シャツ if they were that big… oh well. Maybe I’ll make some little teeny clothes and lay them out on the porch and see if they’re gone in the morning. Only if they are gone, it probably means that my イヌ ate them… oh well, at least their stomachs will be warm! あなた cannot have a cold stomach. If your stomach was cold all the chewed up 食 would just freeze into a big mushy gross looking ice cube. And it would just stay in there forever. I wonder if that’s why ヴァンパイア can’t eat regular food. Their skin is so cold that any 食 they ate would just freeze into lumpy brown ice. Wow, that explains a lot! It’s funny how much あなた can learn while just rambling on and on like im doing now! I think that when あなた think あなた don’t think of as many good ideas, don’t あなた think so? When you’re thinking you’re actually thinking about something, so there’s no room in your brain for new もっと見る interesting ideas. If you’re not thinking about anything in particular, and just 書く down anything that comes into your mind a lot of very interesting educational stuff comes into your mind. Like about the cold stomachs and the song slugs and the headband helmets and stuff. Ah, the things the brain comes up with! Fascinating, fascinating! I could spend all 日 talking about it (don’t get scared, I won’t).
haha! there あなた go! the 秒 installment of my awesome book!
