Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I got something.
King: What about Zelda?
Gwonam: Yes. Let's get her immediately.
Zelda was in a different part of the 城 watching a TV 表示する called The Traitor.
Guard: Here's the traitor your majesty.
Mario: あなた know what they say. All toasters, トースト toast.
King: Take him away.
Gwonam: *Arrives* Zelda, the king wants あなた to go to Koridai to defeat Ganon.
Zelda: I'm on it. *Leaves the 城 with Gwonam*
Gwonam: Squadala! We're off!
Zelda: Where is Ganon hiding in this island?
Gwonam: あなた must check one of the mountains that have evil faces on it.
Zelda: Okay.
They lower the carpet to a mountain, and Zelda goes into the mountain with a lantern.
Ganon: *Sees the lantern, and gets angry* あなた dare bring light to my lair?! あなた must die!!! *Attacks Zelda with lightning*
Zelda: *Knocked out, and lays on the ground*
Ganon: Hahahahahahhahaha!!!!
Gwonam: *Waiting on the carpet* Any moment now, she will return.
But she wasn't returning. Ganon locked her in a cage.
Zelda: Is there a bathroom I can use?
Ganon: I do not trust あなた to go to any bathrooms in this area.
Zelda: But I really have to go badly!
Ganon: あなた should have done that before coming here to fight me.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: *Smells Zelda* Damn girl, what's the matter with you?
Gwonam: *Checks his clock, and leaves* I must get the king. He must save Zelda.
Meanwhile, in the castle
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Didn't we already do this?
Gwonam: Oh, right. *Goes backwards*
King: What the hell is he doing?
Gwonam: *Returns on his carpet looking terrified* Your majesty, Princess Zelda was kidnapped によって Ganon!
King: Hmmm. *Thinking about Burger King* I wonder what's for dinner.
Link: Oh boy. I'm so hungry, I could eat a-
Robotnik: Pingas!
Link: Who 発言しました that?
Robotnik: *Appears from nowhere* Pingas!
Gwonam: How can あなた think about that at a time like this? We must save Zelda.
King: I'm sure she'll be fine.
But she wasn't.
Zelda: *Chained to a bed*
Ganon: あなた will be in a never ending sleep. Once I ring this gong, あなた will stay asleep forever. The only thing that will wake あなた up is if the gong is rung again. *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Falls asleep*
Ganon: Now this way, we won't have to worry about her shitting in her pants again.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
Back at the castle.
Gwonam: Link, after seeing that the others do not care for Zelda, あなた must come with me to Koridai to rescue her.
They leave on Gwonam's flying carpet.
Gwonam: Squadala. We're off!
Link: Wow. What are all those heads?
Gwonam: These are the faces of evil. あなた must 検索 them in order to save Zelda. Do あなた understand your task?
Link: Nope. All I care about is getting Zelda to キッス me.
Gwonam: You've got to be kidding.
Link: That's exactly what she said.
Gwonam: Go find her!
Link: Guess I better get going.
Gwonam: あなた think?
Link idiotically entered a shop, thinking it was one of the faces of evil.
ショップ Keeper: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. あなた want it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Terrified*
ショップ Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: Why are あなた making that noise?
ショップ Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Runs out of the shop, and goes into a face of evil*
Ganon: 登録する me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai. または else あなた will die.
Link: *Finds a book* Oh boy.
Apparently, 本 are powerful. Well, that actually makes sense since some people write in them with pens. あなた know what they say-
Mario: All toasters トースト toast.
No, I was going to say, the pen is mightier then the sword. あなた ruined a perfectly good joke.
Link: *Raises the book*
Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It buuurns!!!
Link: *Throws the book into Ganon's face* Oh boy! *Takes a picture of Ganon in the book, and posts it on facebook*
Zelda was still sleeping when...
Link: *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Wakes up* Why'd あなた do that?
Link: I just saved あなた from Ganon.
Zelda: あなた did not.
Link: *Sniffs the air* What's that horrible smell?
Zelda: *Nervous*
Gwonam: *Arrives* Well done Link. あなた have saved the day.
They all get on the carpet, and fly away from Koridai.
Gwonam: Everything is peaceful again. The birds are singing, oh wait, they've always been doing that. Anyway, Ganon is defeated.
Link: I guess that's worth a kiss.
Zelda: Ha!
Link: I won!
The End
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I got something.
King: What about Zelda?
Gwonam: Yes. Let's get her immediately.
Zelda was in a different part of the 城 watching a TV 表示する called The Traitor.
Guard: Here's the traitor your majesty.
Mario: あなた know what they say. All toasters, トースト toast.
King: Take him away.
Gwonam: *Arrives* Zelda, the king wants あなた to go to Koridai to defeat Ganon.
Zelda: I'm on it. *Leaves the 城 with Gwonam*
Gwonam: Squadala! We're off!
Zelda: Where is Ganon hiding in this island?
Gwonam: あなた must check one of the mountains that have evil faces on it.
Zelda: Okay.
They lower the carpet to a mountain, and Zelda goes into the mountain with a lantern.
Ganon: *Sees the lantern, and gets angry* あなた dare bring light to my lair?! あなた must die!!! *Attacks Zelda with lightning*
Zelda: *Knocked out, and lays on the ground*
Ganon: Hahahahahahhahaha!!!!
Gwonam: *Waiting on the carpet* Any moment now, she will return.
But she wasn't returning. Ganon locked her in a cage.
Zelda: Is there a bathroom I can use?
Ganon: I do not trust あなた to go to any bathrooms in this area.
Zelda: But I really have to go badly!
Ganon: あなた should have done that before coming here to fight me.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: *Smells Zelda* Damn girl, what's the matter with you?
Gwonam: *Checks his clock, and leaves* I must get the king. He must save Zelda.
Meanwhile, in the castle
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Didn't we already do this?
Gwonam: Oh, right. *Goes backwards*
King: What the hell is he doing?
Gwonam: *Returns on his carpet looking terrified* Your majesty, Princess Zelda was kidnapped によって Ganon!
King: Hmmm. *Thinking about Burger King* I wonder what's for dinner.
Link: Oh boy. I'm so hungry, I could eat a-
Robotnik: Pingas!
Link: Who 発言しました that?
Robotnik: *Appears from nowhere* Pingas!
Gwonam: How can あなた think about that at a time like this? We must save Zelda.
King: I'm sure she'll be fine.
But she wasn't.
Zelda: *Chained to a bed*
Ganon: あなた will be in a never ending sleep. Once I ring this gong, あなた will stay asleep forever. The only thing that will wake あなた up is if the gong is rung again. *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Falls asleep*
Ganon: Now this way, we won't have to worry about her shitting in her pants again.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
Back at the castle.
Gwonam: Link, after seeing that the others do not care for Zelda, あなた must come with me to Koridai to rescue her.
They leave on Gwonam's flying carpet.
Gwonam: Squadala. We're off!
Link: Wow. What are all those heads?
Gwonam: These are the faces of evil. あなた must 検索 them in order to save Zelda. Do あなた understand your task?
Link: Nope. All I care about is getting Zelda to キッス me.
Gwonam: You've got to be kidding.
Link: That's exactly what she said.
Gwonam: Go find her!
Link: Guess I better get going.
Gwonam: あなた think?
Link idiotically entered a shop, thinking it was one of the faces of evil.
ショップ Keeper: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. あなた want it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Terrified*
ショップ Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: Why are あなた making that noise?
ショップ Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Runs out of the shop, and goes into a face of evil*
Ganon: 登録する me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai. または else あなた will die.
Link: *Finds a book* Oh boy.
Apparently, 本 are powerful. Well, that actually makes sense since some people write in them with pens. あなた know what they say-
Mario: All toasters トースト toast.
No, I was going to say, the pen is mightier then the sword. あなた ruined a perfectly good joke.
Link: *Raises the book*
Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It buuurns!!!
Link: *Throws the book into Ganon's face* Oh boy! *Takes a picture of Ganon in the book, and posts it on facebook*
Zelda was still sleeping when...
Link: *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Wakes up* Why'd あなた do that?
Link: I just saved あなた from Ganon.
Zelda: あなた did not.
Link: *Sniffs the air* What's that horrible smell?
Zelda: *Nervous*
Gwonam: *Arrives* Well done Link. あなた have saved the day.
They all get on the carpet, and fly away from Koridai.
Gwonam: Everything is peaceful again. The birds are singing, oh wait, they've always been doing that. Anyway, Ganon is defeated.
Link: I guess that's worth a kiss.
Zelda: Ha!
Link: I won!
The End
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a 分 then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no フレンズ または anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 発言しました goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 次 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset または lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 発言しました goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 次 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset または lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my パスワード for ファンポップ and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the コメント and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being 発言しました i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my パスワード so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if あなた see some retarded post made によって me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if あなた don't believe me then find your choice.
that being 発言しました i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my パスワード so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if あなた see some retarded post made によって me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if あなた don't believe me then find your choice.