Vroom in the Night Sky is considered によって many to be the worst game on the 任天堂 Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed によって Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your 任天堂 Switch. I want あなた to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.
So from the badly butchered story that was filled with a lot of awkward grammar, what I can piece together is that あなた play as a Magical Girl named Luna who has to collect Stardust in the sky. I will say, I do like some of the visuals. Has that sort of children’s book charm that I 愛 in games. But all the charm dwindles when あなた get into the game itself. Still heavy on bad English text, we start up the tutorial of the game. Well, the controls work as あなた would expect, if a bit of weight to them. It’s pretty much like a typical air flying game, like Crimson Skies または something. But the world is very much empty, and everything aside from your character looks polygonal like hell, like a PS1 game. And あなた are tasked with flying toward goal posts and collecting diamonds. I guess those are the Stardusts. Oh, and I hope あなた like vibrating controls, because this game vibrates the controller like crazy. I will say, if あなた are a woman on a lonely night, this is the perfect game for あなた (Sorry, not sorry). Once I got to the 秒 level, I realized that this was all the game was. Going through rings, collect stardust, vibrate your controller. That said, my OCD kicked in hard and I wanted to collect all the Stardust in the area. And the broken English really made me laugh, like how the characters just stare at each other and the fairy goes, “They’re best friends” または how the fairy goes “Say smoething”. And no, I didn’t make a typo. He says smoething!
によって the time I got to the third level, I think I got the idea of the game. I can see why people wouldn’t like this game. It is a game that gets really old really quick. あなた can use the Stardust to buy faster bikes, but at the end of the day, the gameplay is the same. Occasionally a ランダム Magical Girl will come, but what they do, I don’t know. Do あなた gotta beat them in a race, are they characters あなた can unlock, I don’t know. That said, I don’t know if the bad English was making me laugh または it’s because I played so much worse so far, but Vroom in the Night Sky has potential. I was expecting to hate everything about this game. Is it a good game. Oh, hell no. It’s still pretty bad. But there is something here. It has a neat デザイン choice and neat little ideas for a cute magical girl game. It just needed もっと見る time to be…. Good. That said, I’ve definitely played worse and I am definitely going to play worse. So I this will probably be the highlight of the games I play. It’s all downihll from here.
So from the badly butchered story that was filled with a lot of awkward grammar, what I can piece together is that あなた play as a Magical Girl named Luna who has to collect Stardust in the sky. I will say, I do like some of the visuals. Has that sort of children’s book charm that I 愛 in games. But all the charm dwindles when あなた get into the game itself. Still heavy on bad English text, we start up the tutorial of the game. Well, the controls work as あなた would expect, if a bit of weight to them. It’s pretty much like a typical air flying game, like Crimson Skies または something. But the world is very much empty, and everything aside from your character looks polygonal like hell, like a PS1 game. And あなた are tasked with flying toward goal posts and collecting diamonds. I guess those are the Stardusts. Oh, and I hope あなた like vibrating controls, because this game vibrates the controller like crazy. I will say, if あなた are a woman on a lonely night, this is the perfect game for あなた (Sorry, not sorry). Once I got to the 秒 level, I realized that this was all the game was. Going through rings, collect stardust, vibrate your controller. That said, my OCD kicked in hard and I wanted to collect all the Stardust in the area. And the broken English really made me laugh, like how the characters just stare at each other and the fairy goes, “They’re best friends” または how the fairy goes “Say smoething”. And no, I didn’t make a typo. He says smoething!
によって the time I got to the third level, I think I got the idea of the game. I can see why people wouldn’t like this game. It is a game that gets really old really quick. あなた can use the Stardust to buy faster bikes, but at the end of the day, the gameplay is the same. Occasionally a ランダム Magical Girl will come, but what they do, I don’t know. Do あなた gotta beat them in a race, are they characters あなた can unlock, I don’t know. That said, I don’t know if the bad English was making me laugh または it’s because I played so much worse so far, but Vroom in the Night Sky has potential. I was expecting to hate everything about this game. Is it a good game. Oh, hell no. It’s still pretty bad. But there is something here. It has a neat デザイン choice and neat little ideas for a cute magical girl game. It just needed もっと見る time to be…. Good. That said, I’ve definitely played worse and I am definitely going to play worse. So I this will probably be the highlight of the games I play. It’s all downihll from here.
