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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards によって an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Episode 14: Faster Than Flying

Narrator: The city of Townsville. Now let's see what's happening today.

Song: link

Narrator: I hear a lot of sirens. Where are they coming from?
Cops: *Chasing a big rig pulling a trailer*
Narrator: What got stolen this time?
Grubber: *Holding a Bazooka. He spits his tongue while firing a missile*
Narrator: Oh.
Cops: *Watching one of their cars get blown to smithereens*
Blossom: *Flying with Bubbles, and Buttercup* We'll intersect the Gangreen Gang before they クロス the bridge.
Bubbles: I think it's too late.
Buttercup: *Watching them クロス the bridge* We can't let them leave town!! *Flies faster. She picks up the trailer*
Ace: We're almost there!!
Snake: *Watching the trailer fly away in the rear view mirror* こんにちは boss, look behind us!
Ace: *Looks at Buttercup holding the trailer* Oh no! Grubber, Big Billy, and Arturo will be arrested!!
Snake: And they have all the weapons!
Ace: *Pulls out a handgun* Not all of them. *Turns around*
Bubbles: Buttercup, look out!!
Ace: *Fires three times at Buttercup*
Buttercup: *Throws the trailer back at the truck*
Snake: Boss!!

Stop the song. An explosion occurred as the trailer hit the truck.

Blossom: *Closes her eyes* Whoa.
Bubbles: That's one way to stop a bad guy.
Buttercup: Those five won't be anymore trouble now.
Blossom: あなた killed them!
Bubbles: Does this mean あなた don't 愛 Ace anymore?
Buttercup: *Angrily stares at Bubbles*
Blossom: あなた know, those five could have escaped. We should find something faster than flying to get around Townsville.
Buttercup: Like what?
Bubbles: *Puts her hand on her chin as she thinks*
Blossom: I got it!
Buttercup: What?
Blossom: We'll have our own cars, just like the police.
Buttercup: Uh, Blossom, did あなた forget that we're too young to drive?
Blossom: But we're super heroes. I'm sure they'll make an exception. We could even make our own cars from scratch.
Bubbles: I think me and Buttercup will stick with flying.
Blossom: Fine. あなた have fun letting the bad guys escape, I'll get a もっと見る reliable mode of transportation. *Flies away*
Narrator: Most plans seem good at first, but people sometimes don't realize until the last 秒 that they really aren't good at all. Let's hope that Blossom's plan doesn't turn out like that. Another 日 of crime fighting ends with a nice evening filled with relaxtion, and...
Bubbles: Sushi!
Professor Utonium: I got it for あなた while I was picking up a few tools.
Blossom: What kind of tools?
Professor Utonium: Oh, あなた know, tools I use for building, または fixing my inventions.
Narrator: This gave Blossom an idea on how to build her car, but there was one problem.

Midnight, everyone was asleep.

Blossom: The professor sleeps in the lab downstairs, and that's where his tools are. I gotta be very quiet. *Slowly opens the door. She tip toes down to the lab*
Professor Utonium: *Sleeping on his bed*
Blossom: *Using her X-ray vision in the dark to locate the tools. She finds them on a drawer to her left*
Professor Utonium: *Opens one eye*
Blossom: *Tip toeing as she looks back at the professor. She sees that he is facing away from her*
Professor Utonium: *Closes his eye as he turns his head around*

The 次 morning, Blossom woke up her sisters.

Blossom: Wake up, wake up!! I did it, I did it, I did it!
Bubbles: *Yawns* Did what?
Blossom: Come and see!

In front of their house, Blossom's car was sitting out on the street.
 Blossom's new car
Blossom's new car


Buttercup: No way, あなた bought it, and had it shipped here.
Blossom: I did not. I built it myself. I nearly got caught too, because I borrowed the professor's tools.
Bubbles: And that's how あなた built it?
Blossom: Yep. Anyway it's time to patrol Townsville. Meet あなた at City Hall.
Buttercup: Roger. *Takes off with Bubbles*
Blossom: Okay. *Sits in her car* Let's get rolling. *Puts the key in the ignition, and turns it clockwise. The engine does not start* Hm. *Scratching her head* That's odd. *Turns the key again*

The engine still refused to start.

Blossom: I don't believe this. Come on!
Bubbles: *Flying with Buttercup, looking down at the streets* Those streets are pretty crowded.
Buttercup: I don't know what Blossom was thinking. She's gonna be stuck behind a hundred cars while we do all the work.
Narrator: Town hall seems peaceful so far. Buttercup and Bubbles are waiting for their sister.
Bubbles: She's late for our rendezvous.
Buttercup: I told you. That traffic is probably making everyone late.

But it wasn't the traffic that was making Blossom late. Her car wouldn't start, and she was trying for ten 分 to get it running.

Blossom: *Blushing* Well, that didn't work either. *Holding something purple* Better return this to my room. *Flies into the house, then quickly returns* I put this piece of ジャンク together the way it's supposed to be. Why won't it start?!?! *Kicks the car, and then it starts* How cliche, but at least it worked. *Gets into her car, and drives*
Narrator: Don't worry girls, your sister is on her way.
Bubbles: *Sitting with Buttercup on a bench* Maybe we should 検索 the rest of Townsville while we wait for Blossom.
Buttercup: Nuh-uh. We're waiting here for her.
Bubbles: But what if something bad is happening, and we're not there to help?
Buttercup: Blossom told us to meet her here. We're not leaving until she arrives.
Narrator: But then, Mojo Jojo appeared.
Mojo Jojo: *Holding a shotgun* Hello girls! I was about to hold the Mayor hostage, but it looks like あなた can 登録する us.
Bubbles: Well, looks like something bad is happening.

Mojo made the two girls go into Town Hall. Inside the Mayor's office, this was happening.

Mayor: *Eating a pickle* Ah, I 愛 these delicious things. I could eat these all day!
Mojo Jojo: *Barges in with Bubbles, and Buttercup* Not today あなた will!!
Mayor: *Gasps* Mojo Jojo?!?! あなた won't steal my pickles!!
Mojo Jojo: I'm not here for that.
Mayor: *Confused* あなた don't want my pickles?
Mojo Jojo: I am holding あなた ransom for $100,000,000! If I do not get the sum of $100,000,000 によって 5 PM tonight, あなた three will be dead.
Buttercup: Well, who's gonna get the money?
Ms. Bellum: *Walks in*
Mojo Jojo: She will!!
Ms. Bellum: Mayor, girls, are あなた alright?
Bubbles: We're fine.
Buttercup: We're being held hostage for $100,000,000!
Mayor: That's a lot of money, but if あなた don't give it to him, we'll be dead!
Mojo Jojo: And then I will steal your pickles.
Mayor: NO!!!!!! The horror!!!! *Falls down on the floor, and cries*
Bubbles: Poor Mayor.

Blossom was driving to Town Hall, but there was a traffic jam.

Blossom: Come on. How long does it take to get down this street?

All of a sudden, the engine stalled.

Blossom: I think I know why now.

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Mojo Jojo: *Looking at a watch. It says 4:30 PM* Ms. Bellum has half an hour. If she does not arrive with the sum of $100,000,000, あなた three will be dead!
Bubbles: I think we're already aware of that.
Buttercup: Well, あなた know how he is. *Imitating Mojo Jojo* I enjoy repeating myself over and over again! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo!! *Laughing*
Mojo Jojo: I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! First Bubbles imitates me, then Blossom, and now you, but あなた imitate me incorrectly. I am clear, concise, to the point. I am-
Bubbles: Mojo Jojo.
Mojo Jojo: How did あなた know I was about to say that?!?!
Bubbles: Heehee!
Buttercup: It's obvious, あなた say it all the time.

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Blossom: *Trying to get her car to start* Now isn't a good time for this! And it's also not a good place.
People: *Stuck behind Blossom's car, honking their horns*
Blossom: *Turns the key in the ignition again* Start, start, start!
Man 57: I don't have time for this! *Rams into the back of Blossom's car. This makes it start*
Blossom: Hm, this thing seems to enjoy a rough beating. *Continues driving to Town Hall*
Narrator: After four minutes, she finally arrived.
Blossom: Where are my sisters? *Steps out of her car* It did take me a while to get here. Maybe they're inside. *Flies up to peak into the Mayor's office. She gasps when she sees Mojo Jojo, and his hostages*
Mojo Jojo: 25 分 left.
Blossom: Nobody holds my sisters hostage! *Fires lasers from her eyes. They break the window, and hit Mojo Jojo*
Mojo Jojo: Ah! *Falls down, dropping his shotgun*
Mayor: Blossom!
Blossom: *Flies into the room* Hello everyone. Sorry about the window.
Mayor: That's okay. Just don't do it again.
Mojo Jojo: *Standing up, he grabs the shotgun*
Bubbles: *Melts the shotgun with her laser vision* Nice try Mojo.

Ten 分 later.

Mojo Jojo: *In jail* Uuuugh. I hate this place.
Narrator: Despite the failure of Blossom's car, everything still worked out just fine. So once again, the 日 is saved, thanks to.....

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator, Snake, Lil Arturo, and the Mayor
Jeff Bennett as Ace, Grubber, and Big Billy
Tom Kane as Professor Utonium
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo
Jennifer Martin as Ms. Bellum

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from January 10, 2018
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
DEMENTED POEMS

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Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

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Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

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Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 表示する me your tits

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Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And あなた 愛 it up the shitter

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Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

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Violets are wanky
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Pass me a hanky

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It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

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Violets are crap
表示する me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

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Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 飲み込む it down

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Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar あなた grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something または someone

3. Go up to a ランダム person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki ランダム noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a 噴水 run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to あなた in public about the...
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1. At the movies: When あなた meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t あなた try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while 前 and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask あなた somethingand i want あなた to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how あなた feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want あなた to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi または Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
added by adultswimperson
Source: Google
I found this hilarious 記事 on pcworld.com
Don't know who the 作者 is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's バッジ Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a パスワード other than "password" または "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits 次 to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be もっと見る imaginative.

I will not bore my boss によって with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some もっと見る excuses.

I will do less laundry and use もっと見る deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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added by Crazedsitcomfan
Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The 表示する was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids 表示する that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The 表示する had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my お気に入り parts of the 表示する was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of あなた might have heard of the game Facade. those of あなた who have, あなた probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she 発言しました "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they 発言しました yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did あなた get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A ペンギン rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 質問 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 返信 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating または wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: あなた are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are あなた now?

Answer:

If あなた answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. あなた overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 次 質問 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If あなた overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked によって his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes ホーム and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother 返信 " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad 返信 "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she 返信 "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she 返信 "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? あなた know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let あなた go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are あなた enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling あなた how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas によって discussion
-Like to learn new task によって talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus もっと見る on their own inner world,...
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Okay so if あなた live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The 次 day, cut the balloons off and あなた got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when あなた can barely 移動する as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, または hell, all of あなた are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are あなた doing this time?” All two of あなた that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a 年 前 on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, known in other regions as Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call, is the “third” game in the SMT franchise. And I say third with 名言・格言 because any SMT ファン will tell あなた that’s bullshit. The third in the mainline franchise, yes, but SMT has had several spin offs and franchises all from the Shin Megami Tensei titles alone. Hell, one of them that あなた may know, and the reason why あなた are 読書 this 記事 right now to yell at me over, is the Persona franchise. Persona is part of the same series, but vastly different. Persona is a game that is about the...
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