10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our フレンズ don't say "hi" によって punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating チョコレート once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... あなた know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our フレンズ don't say "hi" によって punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating チョコレート once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... あなた know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
A guy was annoyed によって his girlfriend.... 'cause she kept on asking for marrying her.
Then he gave her a cute teddy as a forgiveness...But she was still mad so she threw it to the ground in the middle of the street.
And when he was about to pick it up...
A passing car hit him so he was dead..
And in the funeral.. She was crying and holding the teddy tightly..
Suddenly, the teddy spoke and 発言しました "will あなた marry me? The ring is inside me"
She 発言しました nothing but her boyfriend was back to life and 発言しました "POO! Surprise!"
She fell and died of shocking..
He died of sadness..
The funeral attendants died too...
But the teddy lived happily in peace.
Then he gave her a cute teddy as a forgiveness...But she was still mad so she threw it to the ground in the middle of the street.
And when he was about to pick it up...
A passing car hit him so he was dead..
And in the funeral.. She was crying and holding the teddy tightly..
Suddenly, the teddy spoke and 発言しました "will あなた marry me? The ring is inside me"
She 発言しました nothing but her boyfriend was back to life and 発言しました "POO! Surprise!"
She fell and died of shocking..
He died of sadness..
The funeral attendants died too...
But the teddy lived happily in peace.
Oops! You just lost the game.
This is a My Little ポニー ファン fiction. If あなた do not like colorful 馬 with the ability to speak, run for your life.
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It was a wonderful, and sunny 日 when a ポニー with a sniper ライフル was looking at a mare swimming. The ポニー with the ライフル was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the 上, ページのトップへ of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.
With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out...
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
It was a wonderful, and sunny 日 when a ポニー with a sniper ライフル was looking at a mare swimming. The ポニー with the ライフル was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the 上, ページのトップへ of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.
With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out...
