Well, the first episode has a whopping SEVENTEEN ファン now, which is my most 人気 記事 to date, so I guess a lot of あなた wanted a sequel. Hope あなた guys enjoy, sorry it took so long to happen. XD
"How to compliment a guy."
It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do あなた REALLY need アドバイス from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this?
"Fries insulted me!"
あなた insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me.
"Paul's Empire."
DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D
"What does astroglide smell like?"
Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a LOT of semen.
"On 上, ページのトップへ of spaghetti..."
All covered in blood. YOUR blood.
"Is living in Syria a good idea now?"
The venomous snakes are telling me yes.
"Why are people so stupid?"
HYPOCRITE ALERT, HYPOCRITE ALERT!
"How do あなた order a death certificate?"
I can help あなた with that....
"Is it a bad idea to have sex with Turkish men?"
Only if you're one hardcore lesbian.
"What do people do when high?"
Sex. And a hell of a lot of it. Seriously, it's Water-World all over again. XD
"What do あなた get when あなた divorce?"
Well, what あなた DON'T get is half your shit back.
"How to eat yourself out."
WHAT IN THE BLOODY BLUE BLAZING HELL KIND OF A 質問 IS THAT?
"How to drink もっと見る water."
Water fountains are all over the fucking place man, it ain't rocket science.
"Why do Jews have big noses?"
A better 質問 would be the following: Could this man be ANY もっと見る racist?
"If あなた salt a vag**a will it shrivel up like a snail?"
Good luck finding that out, you'll NEED it.
"Why does it look like the moon is following you?"
OH NO, IT'S YUNO GASAI ALL OVER AGAIN!!! X____X
Seriously dude, I learned this in the 4th grade. Seriously now?
"Where does the マフィン man live?"
Somebody's never seen シュレック 2.
"Where does the sun rise?"
AAAHHHHHH ZEBENYAAAAA
Again, 4th goddamn grade.
"Where does rain come from?"
A mystical alternate universe where evil hand sanitizer bottles rule the world and クロス galaxies to-
あなた don't get outside much, do you?
"Where does ベーコン come from?"
Talk to me later when you've finished the 秒 grade. Hasta la vista, incompetes senior.
"Why can't I get laid?"
あなた just answered your own question.
"How do i no if im pregnant?"
God, I really hope you’re not. Please spend less time having sex, and もっと見る time learning to spell.
"Why does North Korea want to bomb us?"
The Cold War's been over for 30 years dude, and it all turned out to be a fraud. I shouldn't have to be your goddamn history teacher for this.
"Why is my boyfriend so dumb?"
Just how much alcohol did あなた give him last night?
And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, moles and trolls alike...... The STUPIDEST thing EVER searched on Google.
"How to compliment a guy."
It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do あなた REALLY need アドバイス from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this?
"Fries insulted me!"
あなた insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me.
"Paul's Empire."
DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D
"What does astroglide smell like?"
Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a LOT of semen.
"On 上, ページのトップへ of spaghetti..."
All covered in blood. YOUR blood.
"Is living in Syria a good idea now?"
The venomous snakes are telling me yes.
"Why are people so stupid?"
HYPOCRITE ALERT, HYPOCRITE ALERT!
"How do あなた order a death certificate?"
I can help あなた with that....
"Is it a bad idea to have sex with Turkish men?"
Only if you're one hardcore lesbian.
"What do people do when high?"
Sex. And a hell of a lot of it. Seriously, it's Water-World all over again. XD
"What do あなた get when あなた divorce?"
Well, what あなた DON'T get is half your shit back.
"How to eat yourself out."
WHAT IN THE BLOODY BLUE BLAZING HELL KIND OF A 質問 IS THAT?
"How to drink もっと見る water."
Water fountains are all over the fucking place man, it ain't rocket science.
"Why do Jews have big noses?"
A better 質問 would be the following: Could this man be ANY もっと見る racist?
"If あなた salt a vag**a will it shrivel up like a snail?"
Good luck finding that out, you'll NEED it.
"Why does it look like the moon is following you?"
OH NO, IT'S YUNO GASAI ALL OVER AGAIN!!! X____X
Seriously dude, I learned this in the 4th grade. Seriously now?
"Where does the マフィン man live?"
Somebody's never seen シュレック 2.
"Where does the sun rise?"
AAAHHHHHH ZEBENYAAAAA
Again, 4th goddamn grade.
"Where does rain come from?"
A mystical alternate universe where evil hand sanitizer bottles rule the world and クロス galaxies to-
あなた don't get outside much, do you?
"Where does ベーコン come from?"
Talk to me later when you've finished the 秒 grade. Hasta la vista, incompetes senior.
"Why can't I get laid?"
あなた just answered your own question.
"How do i no if im pregnant?"
God, I really hope you’re not. Please spend less time having sex, and もっと見る time learning to spell.
"Why does North Korea want to bomb us?"
The Cold War's been over for 30 years dude, and it all turned out to be a fraud. I shouldn't have to be your goddamn history teacher for this.
"Why is my boyfriend so dumb?"
Just how much alcohol did あなた give him last night?
And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, moles and trolls alike...... The STUPIDEST thing EVER searched on Google.