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Hello. To start off i like going on the internet, my お気に入り website is youtube. for some of あなた who don't know it's a famous video sharing website that let's あなた share videos, alot of people tend to アップロード gaming 動画 または 音楽 または 動画 of there cat.

I mostly watch a lot of the good YouTube channels like Seananners または Vanoss and much more, and i sometimes watch ランダム peoples channels. Like go to a video that has lots of views, click on some ランダム persons channel via the comments. Sometimes i find great channels with great videos, but when i clicked on one certain channel my life was forever changed.

i was looking for a video to watch, i decided to watch some ランダム persons channel so i went to mr nightmares channel to find some ランダム person to watch. And then i found it, a channel named stalker. i thought he was just trying to be funny with the name but i was dead wrong.

His コメント was "i really enjoyed stalking that guy". The video mr nightmare uploaded was a 10 scary true stories video, which if あなた know anything about mr nightmare he uploads scary story videos. So i thought it was just a joke, i laughed at his コメント and decided to check out his channel.

First of all, he had over 600 videos, and no subscribers. All of his uploads were just 動画 with names i clicked on one, the video was short but very weird. It was taken from outside somebody's window, inside there was what looked like a 13 年 old boy using a computer. For about 20 秒 the boy was just using the computer and then he looked outside his window and yelled "DAD!" and the video ended.

I was confused as too what i'd seen, i kept looking through the videos. And it was all the same contents of the first video i watched, this channel just had a bunch of 動画 of this guy looking through windows of kids.

it wasn't until i got further into the videos, that's when i made a discovery that i will never forget. A video with my name on it. I was scared but wanted to see what it was about, i clicked it and the video started. It was a shot of my house from across the street, my car wasn't in the drive way, i forgot to mention i was 18 when this happen and i just got my first car, but anyway my car was not in the driveway so i was not home. About 30 秒 into the video my car pulled up the driveway, and i stepped out of it and walked up to my house.

At that point the video ended, that was a 最近 アップロード so i was scared shitless. i reported the channel to YouTube and the channel was removed, but it didn't end there.

About two weeks later after i forgotten the YouTube stalker, another channel was made it was called "stalker". and of course when i went to his channel all of the same 動画 were there even the one with me in it.

I was emailed the channel to my gmail account, the account was called "stalker@gmail.com", i was really starting to get scared now and went to his channel to レポート it again. but then i saw that there was a new アップロード with my name on it, i click on it and it was a ten 秒 video of me sleeping in my bed, the video was taken from inside my house.

Freaking the fuck out i took my laptop,got my keys, and rushed down to the police station to 表示する them the video. when i was getting in my car i saw something that will forever haunt me and something i will take to the grave. It was a man with a camera, he was recording and he was waving at me.

He looked like shit, he wore a bikers ジャケット that had rips on it with a white シャツ that also had rips on it. his pants were fucked up with a huge rip on the left side, i couldn't really make out his face but it looked liked he had a gray beard. after that i floored it to the police station.

When i got to the station i told the police everything, they contacted YouTube to take down the channel and transfer all the 動画 to the police station server, i told them that i saw the man who uploaded the videos, i told them to go check on my house.

They went to my house and what they found was really disturbing, they found the man under my ベッド with the camera and a large knife. they arrested the man and i never heard from him again.

Sense then i have not been using YouTube for a long time until i decided to rejoin YouTube again, my warning to あなた all is to beware on youtube, あなた won't regret it.






こんにちは guys slenderman777 here. i decided to write a クリーピーパスタ myself instead of just rewriting other stories, and it was fun 書く my own story. あなた guys should make a クリーピーパスタ as well, i'm sure あなた guys can write something scary. this story was inspired によって a person in a コメント section named stalker. have a nice 日 :)
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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 愛 flirts.
3. A guy can like あなた for a minute, and then forget あなた afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are あなた doing something?" または "Have あなた eaten already?" are the first usual 質問 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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DEMENTED POEMS

バラ are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

バラ are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

バラ are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 表示する me your tits

バラ make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And あなた 愛 it up the shitter

バラ are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

バラ are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

バラ are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

バラ are shit
Violets are crap
表示する me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

バラ are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 飲み込む it down

バラ are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
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1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar あなた grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something または someone

3. Go up to a ランダム person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki ランダム noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a 噴水 run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to あなた in public about the...
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1. At the movies: When あなた meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t あなた try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while 前 and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask あなた somethingand i want あなた to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how あなた feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want あなた to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi または Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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I found this hilarious 記事 on pcworld.com
Don't know who the 作者 is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's バッジ Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a パスワード other than "password" または "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits 次 to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be もっと見る imaginative.

I will not bore my boss によって with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some もっと見る excuses.

I will do less laundry and use もっと見る deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The 表示する was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids 表示する that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The 表示する had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my お気に入り parts of the 表示する was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did あなた get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A ペンギン rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 質問 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 返信 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating または wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: あなた are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are あなた now?

Answer:

If あなた answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. あなた overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 次 質問 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If あなた overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked によって his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes ホーム and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother 返信 " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad 返信 "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she 返信 "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she 返信 "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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