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 This poem is absolutely beautiful.
This poem is absolutely beautiful.
Hello everyone, Jared here once again back with another EPIC list! ^__^ Audience: Whoo! *Clap Clap Clap* Yeah!

Me: Thanks so much! ^___^ And no autographs!
Me: *Wakes up* AW COME ON! :(

SO yeah, we've all had dreams. Whether good, bad, somewhat strange, または JUST A BLACK SCREEN, X___X Dreams are fascinating. They take us to a new world and let us explore our fantasies, as well as our imagination!

Unless あなた get the previously mentioned black screen of death dream, which sadly happens 80% of the time.

AW BUGGA. :(

But being serious, we've ALL had those few amazing dreams that make us wish we lived in that world!

And then あなた have a nightmare of Jeff the Killer murdering you, and instantly take that back. :D

Yeah, I'm not a very serious person. But still, in honor of 20,000 ファン for the ランダム club, and FINALLY having another awesome dream a few days ago, I present to you, The 上, ページのトップへ 5 Dreams I've Had!

Also, I will be making up names for these, so sorry if some of them sound stupid.

And take a drink for everything I say the word Dream, you'll pass out, even if it was just water.

5. The Great Ship Adventure!

あなた know, it's dreams like these that make me wish あなた don't forget 90% of what happened about 10 分 after あなた wake up, and BELIEVE ME, that HAS happened to あなた before, as well as me. And here we have one of my all time favorites, the one dream I even plan on making an ENTIRE NOVEL ON, The Great Ship Adventure.

The dream started out as me walking ホーム after school when I saw a person that looked like the Pirate Villain from the Peter Pan movie, (I was a kid, okay?) And he wanted help repairing his ship. A few moments later, it was fixed and he 発言しました something like, "Treasure, here I come!"

I then gave him a death look (I was a scary kid.) And he instantly let me on board, and SO THE QUEST BEGINS! ^___^

And we get to reason one why I 愛 this dream, everything, even the characters, felt so real! I legitimately thought this was real, I mean, it was absolutely incredible! I can't even begin to explain how this stuff got in my head, but MAN was it fun!

Yeah, dreams are things we just can't explain. Kind of like my sister. :P

So long story short, we found some もっと見る members for our crew, got a map, and sailed on until we got attacked によって the scariest freaking sharks I've ever known.

They were actually on the ship, tearing through everything like a machete through butter! And it was absolutely terrifying!

Strange thing though, I swear I've had some dreams before, and it seems the ending changes depending on what I do, so I can't really say an official ending, but I think the first time I died and woke up. :D

Yeah, dreams. あなた just can't explain them.

Now, another reason I loved this dream is because everyone I talked to was again, so real! How my 6 年 old brain was capable of doing this, I haven't the slightest idea, but I could be here for hours talking about how legit everything felt!

And this is where I take a break. Thanks for reading, and come back soon for more! ^__^ Let me know any errors あなた see, because this keyboard is pretty terrible. XD
 I have no words for this....
I have no words for this....
posted by smileypop9
Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, または 愛 the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate コメント have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't 愛 him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a ランダム boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate コメント etc, but I don't post 'OMG I 愛 JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' コメント either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can あなた guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell あなた about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair または putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The 次 chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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キャビン for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
    I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my フレンズ a キャビン for the summer. “Zack, あなた really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my フレンズ too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
    When...
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キャビン for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I 愛 loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my オレンジ ブラックベリー started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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posted by yoj123
I was walking ホーム from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a 鯨, クジラ drove によって in his sedan and 発言しました happy ハロウィン to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went ホーム and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a 魚 tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right によって me, it gives me もっと見る time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...
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posted by darkkhorn19
If あなた have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, あなた have $1.19. あなた also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the リンカーン Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest ランダム speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L(デスノート) then Mellow then Near!
I do 愛 Misa though!
I 愛 ご飯, 米 balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I 愛 my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I 愛 the colors: ライム Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I 愛 the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own 白鳥, スワン costume. Look at my オレンジ beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here あなた are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look もっと見る ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
posted by ShiningsTar542
It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be フレンズ with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for あなた then it is もっと見る than possible that with a little time あなた two can go back to being friends.

フレンズ and just friends. あなた must be clear about what あなた want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be フレンズ with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what あなた want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart あなた still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then あなた are ready to be フレンズ again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some フレンズ and the 火災, 火 alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the 火災, 火 alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been もっと見る funny to あなた if あなた *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop 発言しました this 記事 is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a 枕 feather または a back scratcher, but was もっと見る like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped によって a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope あなた all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most ランダム adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who または what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the ビーチ and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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 One of my お気に入り book series'.
One of my favorite book series'.
At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that 質問 is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad あなた asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all あなた haters of haterz, I just want to tell あなた that THIS IS AN OPINION!...
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American 音楽 Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend アッシャー and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, ケシャ and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

あなた can vote for your お気に入り on the event webpage here: American 音楽 Awards.
posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope あなた like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first 記事 i put on here so plz コメント , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know あなた amy not understand
but if あなた can
please understand
I see あなた underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would あなた say? take this away
If i told あなた how i feel, would it be real または is this all fake??

Chourus: your 愛 is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write もっと見る now.
So this ランダム kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone あなた want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I 発言しました “What?” and she 発言しました “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, または the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of ランダム blog on the ランダム ファン page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One 日 this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my お気に入り games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re 次 door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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5 もっと見る incredibly ランダム stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and ランダム in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is ジーザス Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide によって zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1