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posted by GDragon612
1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them あなた can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door 次 to あなた saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a 机, デスク on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks あなた if あなた know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call ピザ Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a ピザ 5 分 before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A 年 AGO!
13) Dress up as a アヒル, 鴨 and throw パン at people and say,"HOW DO あなた LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
14) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
15) Go to an electronic store with a バナナ and say that あなた want to upgrade to an apple.
16) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet あなた are wondering why I have gathered あなた here today.
17) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
18) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes によって yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
19) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20) Walk up to a ランダム person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.
•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a キャセロール

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole アヒル, 鴨

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the 次 car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The もっと見る it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying あなた should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the コメント which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz あなた hate America."

3. When あなた go to the princible's office, and when he asks why あなた were sent, say, "I wrote that あなた sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited によって mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah デザート and traveled によって Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an 林檎, アップル tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened パン which is パン made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
あなた came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one 日 embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I 愛 the special bond that we beutifully share,
I 愛 the way あなた 表示する u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever 安全, 安全です within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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1)At the movies: When あなた meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't あなた try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer バター Masala" dish good?...
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as あなた can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when あなた laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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* オレンジ Lavaburst
* 桃, ピーチ (no longer produced)
* Poppin' ピンク Lemonade
* イチゴ Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* キャンディー 林檎, アップル cooler


[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* フルーツ Pow
* フルーツ Punch
* Orange
* オレンジ Supernova
* ピンク Lemonade
* ラズベリー Kiwi
* Strawberry
* イチゴ Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C サワー Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Did あなた really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be もっと見る than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special 日
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that 日
there was lots to be 発言しました
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When あなた 発言しました "I 愛 you"
I 発言しました "I 愛 あなた too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be もっと見る
What if I did...
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) 移動する everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an 象 weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our フレンズ and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if あなた sometimes feel sad または depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to あなた sorry, but if your in any other country, then あなた still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When あなた think of チョコレート everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press ランダム numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival ピザ place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their 質問 with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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1. "Do not use if あなた cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping または unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. あなた can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say あなた should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching テレビ によって candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find テレビ very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO あなた - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow ファンポップ failures...

i have failed to bring あなた the news of fail blog sooner...

some of あなた may know but the rest of あなた probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your 日 to 日 FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most ランダム posts of failed 写真 shots of failures 投稿されました によって dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make あなた laugh! あなた can take failed pictures your self...
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Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other 記事 like this so here's another one.I hope あなた enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks によって (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a お茶, 紅茶 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals によって say "would あなた like to 登録する us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the ピンク fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good または I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
1. Go to a Miley Cyrus コンサート with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the コンサート and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl または not). Make sure あなた both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez または Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's ジャケット in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...
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表示する this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT 日付 IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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My friend 投稿されました these on her bebo page a while 前 so I thought I'd share them with あなた :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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