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It was the 年 2009, a young couple of nobodies arrived on the scene and one of those nobodies was a man によって the name of Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino. I knew when I first saw him that I WASN'T gonna like him and sure enough I didn't. He had a bad reputation from the moment they showed him and it just kept getting worse. Not only that but he's a selfish, self-centered, ego driven guy that cares to much about his abs then he does people. When he signed up for Dancing with the stars It made me hate him even もっと見る because he cared too much about his 表示する to even get in a 日 of training done. To add even もっと見る fuel to the 火災, 火 he SHOULD of been sent ホーム first but u people saved him for basically no reason whatsoever.
1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I 投稿されました a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think あなた can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the ランダム ファン club doesn't mean あなた won't get reported.

3. The 質問 aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then あなた click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If あなた post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over によって the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...
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To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw あなた to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I 愛 you
あなた say do あなた mean it?
I say yes I do
I 愛 あなた
もっと見る than anything in the world
あなた 愛 me for who I am
Not for my looks または body
Just me
If あなた never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
あなた found me and took me in
あなた cared for me and treated me like...
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posted by Bananaaddict
This 一覧 was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My お気に入り are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round 表, テーブル was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much あなた push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.


Why Do People Fear Itching?

If あなた have a phobia about itching, あなた may harbor some memories of past infections または other problems that caused あなた to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.


Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up によって St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send あなた to Heaven または Hell. After all, あなた enormously helped society によって putting a computer in almost every ホーム in America, yet あなた also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let あなた decide where あなた want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let あなた visit both places briefly,...
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posted by Thecharliejay
1. If using a touch-tone, press ランダム numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival ピザ place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their 質問 with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...
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Note: These have been all tried によって me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to ランダム people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw ポップコーン at ランダム people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were あなた following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, あなた run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do あなた follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do あなた have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...
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1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man または YMCA
5. パンチ someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on 上, ページのトップへ of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and パンチ all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as ジーザス または Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
posted by KitkatKaysa
Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The サソリ, スコーピオン
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...
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1. Walk up to a ランダム person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a ランダム person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person あなた are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a ランダム person the same gender as あなた and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" または "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a ランダム man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
posted by Mallory101
 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him あなた saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house 歌う Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it によって Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. 表示する him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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1. Everytime あなた read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If あなた are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by cute20k
meebo
(meebo) :meebo: *meebo*
positive
(smile) :) :-) =) =-)
:D :-D x-D X-D (grin)
(angel) O:)
fun
(lol) x-D X-D :))
:P :-P
(wink) ;) ;-)
;P ;-P
:'D
:-> :>
(cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
:-* :*
:pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
<:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
confused
:S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
(hmm)
: :-
oops
:x :X :-X :-x
negative
(mad) >>:( >:( >>:-( >:-(
(sad) :( :-(
(roll) (rolleyes)
:T :-T
:< :-<
(evil) (devil) >:) >>:) >>:-) >:-)
(angry) >:o
neutral
(neutral) :| :-| Meebo Emoticons
Guide によって cute20k 投稿されました 2 分 前


meebo
(meebo)...
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1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can あなた make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...
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1. Take someone's shopping カート and switch the items with stuff from the person 次 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen あなた in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of あなた on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 移動する "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...
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posted by nessienjake
All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy ヒイラギ, ホリー died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If あなた toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card 発言しました he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame 通り, ストリート were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....
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Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person 次 to あなた if they know how to tap into top-secret 五角形, 米国防総省 files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the 削除 key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever あなた hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard によって reaching over, saying "Excuse...
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posted by pollyloveshouse
 Just plaln annoying!!
Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some もっと見る that I came up with too, hope あなた enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to 検索 the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...
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added by 050801090907