ランダム Article: Funny situations between girls and boys

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posted by t_direction

BOY : I can't leave あなた ...
GIRL : Do あなた愛 me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did あなた miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were あなた away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw あなたキス last night?
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say あなた愛 me! Say あなた愛 me!
BOY : あなた愛 me ...

GIRL : If we become engaged will あなた give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Do あなた remember when あなた proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an 時 ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest 時 of my life ...

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't あなた ever want to improve??

BOY : I 愛あなた and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

GIRL1: Have あなた ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth

BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a 日付 once? または was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

BOY : Will あなた come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!

BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!

BOY : Do あなた think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck

deathding, jessy_an and 5 others like this

a11-swift so funny

jessy_an Lol XD

gwendiamond LOL!

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Let's put on a play! part 1 ~ Come and 登録する the drama club!

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and 登録する us!
Allex: Ok. What are あなた doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.

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posted by shutyourface

don't worry this 記事 is not about 羊または bananas it is about a もっと見る serious matter.

this is a ディベート and i want everyone 読書 this
書く a コメント about what あなた think is write または wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

または the chicken?

thats my ディベート and i want EVERYONE who's a ファン
of ランダム to write what they think is right

and become a ファン of me and become a ファン of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
または the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages

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Kpop~♥

added by Gretulee

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Yellow High-Heels

added by 3xZ

ランダム pie :P

added by mina27

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - 上, ページのトップへ 20 一覧

posted by spunkyonyx

1. エンジェル Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying または you'll get some action faster than a pit ブル on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all あなた want even if she is the kind who will out chug あなた in ビール and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names あなた never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 愛 flirts.
3. A guy can like あなた for a minute, and then forget あなた afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are あなた doing something?" または "Have あなた eaten already?" are the first usual 質問 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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100 Reasons why あなた愛 her

posted by milorox18

1. I 愛 the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I 愛 the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I 愛 the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I 愛 the way あなた look at me.

5. I 愛 how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I 愛 the way I can’t imagine a 日 without あなた in my life.

7. I 愛 the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I 愛 the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I 愛 the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I 愛 how I know you’ll always be there when I need あなた to be.

11....

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - 上, ページのトップへ 20 一覧

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, または to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get あなた in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly によって giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the 次 family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - あなた may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin キャップ and feed him grapes when...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

バラ are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

バラ are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

バラ are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 表示する me your tits

バラ make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And あなた愛 it up the shitter

バラ are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

バラ are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

バラ are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

バラ are shit
Violets are crap
表示する me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

バラ are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 飲み込む it down

バラ are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers あなた know.
12.Strangers あなた don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to 削除 above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar あなた grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something または someone

3. Go up to a ランダム person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki ランダム noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a 噴水 run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to あなた in public about the...

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10 most stupid 質問 people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When あなた meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t あなた try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while 前 and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask あなた somethingand i want あなた to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how あなた feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want あなた to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi または Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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When あなた see it, you'll shit bricks!

added by adultswimperson

Source: Google

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The 20 Dumbest 質問 asked on Yahoo 回答

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious 記事 on pcworld.com
Don't know who the 作者 is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's バッジ Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...

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added by XxKeithHarkinxX

Source: Google

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a パスワード other than "password" または "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits 次 to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be もっと見る imaginative.

I will not bore my boss によって with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some もっと見る excuses.

I will do less laundry and use もっと見る deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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A fat fairy princess.

added by Juilet1234

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Melons

posted by flippy_fan210

Some of あなた might have heard of the game Facade. those of あなた who have, あなた probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she 発言しました "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they 発言しました yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...